-In Jeff & Lexi's room-
Azalea: So how long do we have to hide for?
Lexi: Until 7th period ends retard.
Azalea: Thanks bitch.
Lexi: You're welcome asshole.
Masky: *whispers to Jeff* Their friendship is weird..
Jeff: Ha Ikr.
Hoodie: So....what now?
Lexi: Well.. Hm... Let's go out.
Azalea: Right now?
Lexi: Yeah!
Azalea: I can't go out. *cough, cough* I'm sick.
Lexi: Boo you whore. (Mean girls anyone? No?)
Masky: AHAHAHAHAHA.
Jeff: OMG!!! I can't believe you think I like attention!
EJ: Shut up Gretchen.
Lexi: XD So if you're from Africa, why are you white?
Hoodie: Omg Karen you can't just ask people why they are white.
Azalea: You guys are such fucking idi-
Lara: *Runs through the door* The principal has Toby and LJ!!!
Hoodie: WHAT?!?! HE BETTER NOT TOUCH MY MAN!!!!
Masky: You little bitch! *tackles him*
Lexi: *Super wtf face from 4th period* (Only one person will understand that)
EJ: Umm...how is that our problem?
Lara: Listen up you son of a-
Offenderman: *breaks down door* CHILDREN GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE!!!!!
Everyone: *screams*
Masky: *jumps in Hoodie's arms*
Lexi: *Slowly Takes car keys out from back pocket*
Offenderman: Get over here now!
Azalea: How about no.
Offenderman: Fine. *Grabs EJ,Jeff, Masky, and Hoodie*
Jeff: MOMMY HELP ME!!!!!
Lexi: O_o lol.
Lara: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Lexi!!!!!
Lexi: WHAT?!?!?!
Azalea: Lexi, you're the smart one, think of something!
Lexi: Want me to think of something?! Fine! *smashes window* C'mon retards! *jumps down*
Azalea: This is your plan?! *jumps down*
Lara: Lexi if we die from this I'm going to kill you in hell! *jumps down*
All three of them: *Land on the ground safely*
Lexi: See? We're fine.
Azalea: What now?!
Lexi: We leave campus until the end of the day.
Lara: Do you even have a car?!
Lexi: *Holds up car keys, but ends up finding the keys missing* Shit.
Offenderman: *Comes up behind them, holds up keys* Looking for something?!
Lexi: Shit,shit, shit, shit, shit!
Azalea: Now what genius?!?!
Lexi: Well umm....uh...
Offenderman: *Walks towards them*
Lara: *slaps Lexi* C'mon you idiot!
Lexi: Hey! *shoots ice towards her*
Lara: *ducks*
Offenderman: *gets hit in the face, glares* NOW YOU BITCHES ARE MINE!!!! *Tries to grab them*
Azalea: Fuck! *Takes off running*
Lara: *Follows Her*
Lexi: *Runs in a different direction towards car*
Azalea: Wtf are you doing?!?!
Lexi: *makes keys out of ice appear, unlocks car, jumps inside*
Offenderman: *running after them*
Lara: I need Toby!
Azalea: I want my barbie!!!
Lara: O_o Erm...dude..
Azalea: ...You didn't hear that.
Lexi: *pulls up in front of them* Get in losers we're going shopping.
Lara: Fucking mean girls. *climbs into passenger seat*
Azalea: *gets in* Dude really?! You have the Aston Martin Vanquish?!?!
Lexi: *smirks* Mhm.
Lara: Who are you 007?!
Lexi: *puts on black sunglasses, in a British accent* The name is Bond...James Bond.
Azalea: *facepalm* Just fucking drive!
Lexi: Right....*drives off*
-One Hour later-
Lexi: *still driving* I think we're safe for now.
Lara: *Asleep in the passenger seat*
Azalea: I guess so... What do you think he will do with Masky, EJ, Hoodie, and the others?
Lexi: Hm....Rape them?
Azalea: Hm maybe.... O_O
Lexi: O_O
Azalea: *phone rings*
Ringtone: I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world. Life is plastic it's fantastic. C'mon Barbie, let's go party!
Lexi: Da fuq?!
Azalea: Uh... *silences phone*
Lara: *still sleeping*
Lexi: That is uh...Well...Er...Interesting.
Azalea: Oh shut up.
Lexi: At least My ringtone isn't some gay little child show or movie theme so- *phone rings*
Ringtone: Let it go, let it go! And I'll rise like the break of dawn. Let it go, let it go, that perfect girl is gone.
Lexi: *Tries to shut it off, silences it* :|
Azalea: XD Nice ringtone.
Lexi: Don't even fucking start with me you little-
Offenderman: *pops up in the middle of the road*
Lexi: *hits the brakes, screams*
Azalea: *screams*
Lara: *wakes up and starts flipping out*
Offenderman: STOP!!!!
Lexi: O_O
Lara: O_o
Azalea: ......
Offenderman: Hammer time. *dances in the middle of the street*
This chapter was weird wasn't it? Toby: *twitch* Very weird. Me: Was I talking to you? No, I wasn't. Toby: Well technically- Me: *Takes out waffle* Here boy, fetch! *throws waffle* Toby: *twitch* Arf! *Runs after it* Me: *smiles innocently* Well..... Bai!
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The Slender Academy
Horror're-editing..I do not have rights to Creepypasta just certain made up characters based of myself and others. Come and join the Creepypastas as they try to get through high school. I really suck at descriptions so..just read and you'll love it. It's...
