-In a local bar-
Lexi&Lara: *drunk as shit*
Lara: Ermahgerd Lexi!!!
Lexi: *derp face* Que?!
Lara: *hits her with beer bottle*
Lexi: *super wtf face* ....Uh...Blurred Lines!!!!
Lara: *licks the bartender*
Bartender: O_o I'm calling the cops.
Lexi: *grinding against a random guy and girl, while drinking*
Lara: *stumbles over towards her* Heyyyyyy wtf you doin'?
Lexi: Uh....playing the legend of Zelda!
Lara: Lol k...
Random guy & Girl: *back away slowly*
Lexi: Hey! *tackles them*
Lara: Sexual Predator alert!
Lexi: It's not rape if you enjoy it, right?!?!
Random guy: *pushes Lexi away*
Random girl: *slides over to Lexi* Heyyy... You're hot.
Lexi: Ermahgerd Ikr I'm super sexy am I right?!
Lara: O_o
Random girl: Totally! *pulls Lexi closer by her shirt collar*
Lexi: O_O I am not lesbian! *Tries to run away*
Random girl: *holds her down*
Lexi: *drunk as shit so she's weak* Lara help Meh!
Lara: Lol whaaaa? *makes out with Brendon Urie*
Police officer: *enters bar, grabs Lexi and Lara, pulls them out of bar*
Lexi: Ermahgerd u saved meh....I think....fluffy.
Lara: BRENDON CALL ME!!!!
Cop: What are your names?!
Lexi: *derp face* Queen Elsa Of Arendelle!!!!
Lara: I'm...I'M A GAY PRINGLE!!!!!!
Cop: *facepalm* Tell me your real names.
Lexi: Queen Elsa Of Arendelle.
Lara: Gay Pringle.
Cop: -_- 1. You're not Elsa-
Lexi: Excuse me bitch I am Elsa and I am fabulous! *Makes the whole outfit appear out of ice* #toofabforyou! *snaps fingers in a z formation*
Lara: *starts puking a rainbow*
Cop: O_o.... 2....You might be a gay pringle... Anyways, you're under arrest. You have the right to-
Lexi: Suck mah dick!
Lara: Fuck yo self in ur asshole!
Cop: .....*pulls out handcuffs*
Lexi: *rape face* Wanna play like that eh?
Cop: Uh... No I have a wife!
Lara: Come here sexy... *walks over to the cop*
Cop: ... I'm out! You two are weird ass motherfuckers! You must be autistic! *leaves*
Lexi: Yes I am very artistic. :P
Lara: Lolololol.
Lexi: Well... let's goooooo!
-Back at school or Academy...right....Yeah-
Lexi&Lara: *still drunk as shit*
Lexi: Lol wait... Everyone is frozen in time.
Lara: Oh yeah...Wait where the white woman at?!
Lexi: Idk ask uh...ask....ask...Derp.
Lara: No seriously where is Taylor?
Lexi: Hm...And we'll never be royals!!!!
Lara: Stfu.
Taylor: Hello.
Lexi: Hello mother fucker.
Lara: da fuq you are frozen in ze time right?
Taylor: It didnt work idiot.
Lara: Oh...Yes I am an idiom.
Taylor: I said idiot!
Lexi: *running around the room dramatically in slow motion while singing let it go and freezing everything*
Lara: Yes idiom. :)
Taylor: *facepalm* You two are retards.
Lexi: *points at Taylor* You retarded! *keeps running around*
Lara: Erm....mkay...So?
Taylor: Well... imma take Azalea with me forever...ok?
Lara: Lol kayyyyyyy!
Taylor: Oh and btw I turned everyone into children.
Lexi: Oooo yay! I can make them into a snowman...
Lara: Lol wut....Wait... Lexi nu.
Lexi: Nuuuuuuu but mum!!!!!
Lara: Lololol XD
Taylor: Well...I'm going to keep Azalea and leave now... bye idiots. *Takes Azalea and leaves*
Lara: Idioms!
-Next day-
Lara: *wakes up in the closet* Uh....what.. *opens closet door, sees Lexi passed out under the bed* Dude...really..
Lexi: *sleeping*
Lara: Lexi wake up.
Lexi: *still sleeping*
Lara: Fine. *puts headphones on her, puts on Justin Bieber, plays it*
Lexi: *wakes up* O_O ahshdhjdbdhusvehsibeve!
Lara: O_o
Lexi: Erm...I say random shit all the time.
Lara: Wtf.
Lexi: Idk...Where is everybody?
Lara: I dont-
LJ: *pops up behind them, as a five year old* Mommy!
Lexi: *screams*
Lara: O_O
Toby: *pops up behind LJ* Dada!
Lexi&Lara: *screams*
Lara: They're kids...
Lexi: Well....Maybe they shrunk.
Lara: -_- No idiot.
Lexi: idiom.........
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The Slender Academy
Horror're-editing..I do not have rights to Creepypasta just certain made up characters based of myself and others. Come and join the Creepypastas as they try to get through high school. I really suck at descriptions so..just read and you'll love it. It's...
