Let's Skip!

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-In Health Class-

Lexi: I'm bored as fuck.

Azalea: What do you expect? We're in school. Get used to it.

Lexi: I rather watch Dora.

Hoodie: *skips into the classroom* Swiper no swiping!

EJ: Erm....

Masky: Dora the explorer!

Lexi: *makes a gun out of ice appear, points it at them* Sit yo ass down and shut up!

Masky: Whoa, calm down.

Azalea: NEVER TELL A TEENAGE GIRL TO TO CALM DOWN!!! NEVA!!!!!

Jeff: *backs away slowly*

EJ: Well....this is interesting.

Hoodie: Where's our teacher?

Lexi: Who gives a damn?!

-15 minutes later-

Masky: *slides over to Lexi*

Lexi: *Writing notes down, notices him* Wtf do you want?

Masky: Oh, hey I thought I'd just come here and say hi and comfort you

Lexi: Uh, why?

Masky: Well, you know, you just looked so.... ICE-solated.

Everyone but Lexi: *laughs hysterically*

Lexi: -_-

Masky: :)

Lexi: -_-

Masky: :/

Lexi: *shoots ice at him causing him to freeze* Bitch...

EJ: Damn girl, chill.

Lexi: What you say?!

EJ: Uh nothing!

Lexi: Mhm...

Azalea: Hey, I have an idea. Let's fucking skip.

Jeff: Finally! Wait... and do what?

Azalea: Hm....

-In Azalea & EJ's room-

Lexi: Hold the fuck up, a blog is your plan?!

Masky: *Now unfrozen* That's how we're going to spend our time skipping?!

Azalea: Yep.

Jeff: GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Azalea: -_- Stfu.

Lexi: Can I like, just get drunk as shit?

Lara: *runs through the door* I'M WITH LEXI ON THAT!!!!!

Lexi: THANK YOU!!!!!

Azalea: *rolls eyes* No, idiots. We need to all be here.

EJ: But not everyone is here.

Azalea: Well most of us are.

Hoodie: Most....

Azalea: Hoodie, I don't need you to repeat what I say.

Hoodie: Repeat.

Lara: Lolololol.

Azalea: As I was saying, we're just going to open up a chat room, that let's mortals ask us questions or gives us truth or dares.

Masky: Do we have to answer them?

Azalea: Yes, no matter what. And, do whatever they say.

Lexi: Those mortals better not make me do something I'll regret.

Azalea: *shrugs* Eh. But we'll also try to upload a video on here of us answering it if we have time.

Jeff: Sounds gay but pretty fun. I'm in.

Masky: Same.

Lexi: I guess.

Lara: Whatever.

EJ: Hmm...Sure why not.

Hoodie: Yeah.

Azalea: Great! So everyone, just comment anything you want to ask us or do.

Lexi: Wait I'm getting second thoughts about-

Masky: *puts hand over her mouth* Uh, yeah, do what Azalea said.

Hoodie: Comment before we have to go to fucking fifth period!

Jeff: And before the principal catches us.

BEN: *falls through the ceiling* N64!!!!!!!

Everyone: *backs away slowly*

EJ: Comment, now!

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