LJ Don't Hump The Xbox!

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*Everyone hiding in closet*

EJ: I think our principal knows we skipped.

Jeff: No really?!

Lara: Guys shut up! Before-

Lexi: *puts hand over her mouth* Shhhhhh....Go to sleep.

Jeff: HELL NO GIRL THAT IS MEH LINE!!!!!

Azalea: All of you bitches stfu.

Everyone: .......

Toby: *scoots closer to Lara* Hey girl hey, want to go buy me some waffles?

Hoodie: Waffles suck.

Toby: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SUCK!!!!!

Azalea: I'm surrounded by idiots...

Masky: I wanna eat cheesecake.

Lara: I wanna get high.

Lexi: I wanna get drunk.

Jeff: I wanna get in your pants.

Lexi: Yeah- Wait, what?!

Jeff: *rape face*

Lexi: Later.....

Masky: Oh God guys, please, not here.

EJ: *opens closet door* Fuck it, I'm- O_O

LJ: *is naked and humping a xbox*

Azalea: Dude.....

Lexi: O_o Oh my god. *Runs to bathroom, pukes*

Jeff: *faints*

Hoodie: Sexy...

Masky: *slaps him* DON'T YOU DARE CHEAT ON ME!!!!

Toby: *twitch* Um...

Lara: ............LJ don't hump the Xbox.

LJ: But it's so sexy.

Azalea: *points gun at him* Out.

LJ: :( *Walks out*

Jeff: *still unconscious*

Hoodie: Damn.... *follows LJ*

Masky: GET OVER HERE HOODIE!!!! *Follows him*

Lexi: *Still puking from seeing that*

EJ: Well.... How about we check that stupid thing you made up.

Azalea: IT'S NOT STUPID!!!

Lara: Bro, it fucking sucks.

Azalea: -_-

Toby: *sighs* Let's just fucking do something!

EJ: Maybe someone commented.

Azalea: *Pulls up webpage* One person did. Let's see from-..... *looks over at Lara*

Lara: *smiles innocently*

Azalea: -_- Dude...really?

EJ: Just read the damn dare!

Toby: Read it, read it, read it!

Lara: *rape face* Yeah, read it.

Azalea: Fine. The dare says, "I dare Toby to kiss Lara"

Toby: O_O

EJ: Remember, you can't back out of it.

Toby: Uh...

Lara: JUST KISS ME ALREADY GOD DAMMIT!!!!

EJ: Wait! *Takes out camera* Ok do it.

Toby: *Laughs nervously* Um...ok...

Azalea: Do it or I'll do it for you. ;)

Lara: O_O TOBY DO IT NOW!!!!

Toby: So...much...peer...PRESSURE!!!! *Throws her against the wall and makes out with her*

EJ: Holy shit....

Azalea: Whoa..

Lexi: *comes stumbling out of the bathroom* Hey what did I- ERMAHGERD WTF!!!

Toby&Lara: *making out*

EJ: Watch her get pregnant.

Azalea: Lol ikr.

Lexi: *gets grossed out* Oh God, I'm about to let it go again. *runs to bathroom and pukes again*

Azalea: *facepalm* Why does everything she say or do involve frozen?!

EJ: Well maybe for the first time in forever I finally understand where you're coming from. ;)

Azalea: -_-

EJ: :)

Azalea: -_-

EJ: :)

Azalea: Fucking Frozen -_-

EJ: Just let it go.

Lexi: *yells from bathroom* THAT IS MY SONG, MY THING, AND MY MOVIE!!!!

Azalea: Just keep puking over there Elsa!

Lexi: -_- My name's not- *pukes again*

EJ: Well... *stares at Lara and Toby getting it on*

Azalea: I'm out. *walks away*

EJ: *follows her out, yells* Don't get pregnant! *shuts door*

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