Just Shit

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Ok so I feel like mah story sucks dick so imma try to make it funnier. So...it's gonna be a lot of quotes and crap...So...Yeah.

-Around Midnight-

Clockwork: *running away from Lexi*

Lexi: *is shooting wildly* I WUR KIR UUUUUUU!

Lara: XD Are you Japanese or something?

Lexi: *stops* Uh...No? *continues to shoot*

Azalea: Shoot her in the ass, shoot her in the ass! XD

Lexi&Lara: *turn around and stare at her* O_o

Jeff: *Runs in with chopsticks* CLOCKWORK I CHUVE TWU SHOPSTIK UP YO ASS!

Lexi: XD Ahahaha.

Clockwork: No you wont!

DL: Fuk yo madda.

Lara: I KIR U! I KIR U RN!

Clockwork: O_o You guys are creeping me out.

Lexi: *shoots ceiling 3 times* HEAR DIS SOUND MUDDAFUCKA?!?!

Jeff: XD

Clockwork: *Runs out the door*

DL: Well...what now...

LJ: *Walks in, accidentally bumps into Jeff* EW!

Lara: EW SRSLY EW.

DL: Can u not?

Jeff: *puts hands on hips all fab* You're so basically basic.

Lexi: I CAN'T I CAN'T EW EW

DL: -_- Stahp.

Lara: You know what, fuck yo chicken strips!

DL: But I don't have any chicken strips... :(

Lexi: ....I don't get it.

Everyone: F-ING RETARD! *hits her with ruler*

Lexi: -_- Fuk u.

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