Fangirls Attack Part 2

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-Currently being stalked by fangirls...-

Azalea: *running down the hallway* LEXI!!!!

Lexi: *turns around* What do you- ...Shit.

Army of fangirls: *running after them* LOVE US SENPAI!!!!

Lexi,Lara,&Azalea: *screams* FUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!

Azalea: *starts running* LET'S KILL THESE BITCHES!!!

Lexi: *starts running* NOBODY USE YOUR POWERS TO STOP THEM!!!

Lara: *is running* Why not?!?!

Lexi: Because I don't want the entire world to know that we have special abilities. Besides, I don't want Mystique over here *points to Azalea* and you *points to Lara* The Doctor, to make a scene.

Azalea: Well if we're going to give each other names, how about you're faggot Lexi?

Lexi: -_- Shaddap I am Elsa.

Lara: *facepalm*

Azalea: Look just find a way to get us out of this-

Fangirls: OMG AZALEA!!!

Azalea: LIKE IDK, NOW?!?!?!

Lexi: Um...um... I don't-

Fangirl 1: LEXI!!!! OMG MINE!!! *tackles her*

Lexi: SHIT! *falls down*

Lara: *backs away slowly*

Fangirl 2: *tries to unzip her jeans*

Lexi: AW HELL NO BITCH!!! *kicks her across the room*

Lara: GOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!

Azalea: *claps like a retarded seal* OLE, OLE, OLE!!!! (I think that's how you spell it)

Lexi: *stands up* God, damn!

Fangirl 3: *calmly Walks up to the three of them*

Lexi: *Takes out double pistols* Back away.

Fangirl 3: Don't worry and lower your guns. I'm not crazy like the rest of them.

Azalea: Okay...Prove it.

Lara: Yeah. Prove it.

Fangirl 3: Well, considering the fact that I'm calm and not flipping out proves it.

Lexi: Fair enough. *lowers weapons*

Fangirl 3: Well..Hello...Can't believe I met you guys.

Lexi: Hm.

Lara: Don't get used to it.

Azalea: Mhm.

Fangirl 3: Ya know, I met Kim Kardashian once. But she's not as cool as you guys.

Lara: Good for you!

Lexi: Good for you!

Azalea: You met Kim Kardashian good for you!

Lexi: Good for yeeeeewwwwww.

Lara: GOOD FOR YEEEEEEWWWWW.

Fangirl 3: Well..uh...Okay then. Lexi can I get a selfie with you. And just you.

Lexi: Uh sure. Why the fuck not.

Lara: -_- Well...I'm going.

Azalea: Same.

Both: *Walks out*

Lexi: *Takes the picture* Alright, there you go.

Fangirl 3: Thanks...Hey Um..Lexi?

Lexi: Yeah?

Fangirl 3: You're fav drink is mountain dew right?

Lexi: Yea- How'd you know?

Fangirl 3: Um..LJ told me. So..here. *hands a bottle to Lexi*

Lexi: *Takes of the cap, examines it* Well it doesn't seem poisoned to me. *Takes a sip*

Fangirl 3: *smiles*

Lexi: Wait a minute, Jeff, Lara, and Azalea are the only ones who know what my favorite drink is.

Fangirl 3: Well, I had to improvise. Also, did I mention I put roofie in your drink?

Lexi: *starts to feel dizzy* You little bitch! *Tries to hit her but ends up hitting herself*

Fangirl 3: I wouldn't do that if I were you...Now let's see, you have like what, 15 Seconds of consciousness left? Tick tock.

Lexi: I'm going to...going to...to.. *collapses to the floor unconscious*

Fangirl 3: My plan went well. *drags Lexi out of the room*

-Twenty minutes later-

Jeff&EJ: *playing chess*

Hoodie: *is watching them*

Lara&Azalea: *Walks in*

Azalea: Have you bitches seen Lexi?

Hoodie: Nope.

Jeff: Uh..*moves his knight*

EJ: No. *moves his rook* Check mate.

Jeff: FUCK! *throws chess board* HATE THIS GAME!!! *goes to his room, slams door*

Lara: HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GOD DAMN DOOR?!?!

Jeff: SHADDAP!!!

Azalea: Erm..Well we left her with a fangirl and-

Hoodie: Key words, left and fangirl.

Azalea: Oh.

Lara: Fuck.

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