Before you read, I have R rated material in this btw.
Azalea: *In her room with EJ* Let's go out.
EJ: Tonight?
Azalea: Yeah, let's go drink.
Lexi: *who heard everything since it's connecting rooms, opens their door* LET'S GET FUCKING DRUNK!!!!!!
-At a night club, 14 shots, and 19 drinks later...-
EJ: *licks a bartender*
LJ: I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WORLD!!!
DL: LIFE IS PLASTIC, IT'S FANTASTIC!!!
BEN: *sees a fat girl* HEY MUTHA FUCKIN' PENGUIN! GET OVER HERE!
Girl: -_-
Azalea: *Points to a duck* LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT FUCKING DUCK!!!! COME HERE YOU STALLION DUCK!!!! *chases it*
Hoodie: *Twerks on Masky*
Masky: Hoodie! FUCK ME NOW!!!!
Hoodie: *rape face* I thought you'd never ask! *grabs masky, pulls him into a bathroom stall, start fucking*
Toby: *Gets on one knee* WAFFLES, WILL YOU BE MEH BITCH?!?!
Lara: TOBY KICK THE BABY!!!
Random girl: Don't kick me!
Lara&Toby: *kick her*
Lara: I LIKE TO EAT CHILDREN!!!
DL: *Goes up to Ben, whispers* Talk dirty to me.
BEN: ....N64!!!!!!
Lexi: HELLO! MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA, YOU KILLED MY FATHER, PREPARE TO DIE!!!
Jeff: BUT FIRST, LET ME TAKE A SELFIE!!!
EJ: *Takes a door off it's hinges* LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR! *hits a random guy with it*
Azalea: SHARKEISHA NOOOOOO!!!
Jeff: *pushes Lexi against the wall while making out*
Lexi: *rips off his hoodie, whispers* You. Me. Bed. Now.
Jeff: *finds a secluded area, both start fucking*
BEN: I'M A FABULOUS UNICORN!
LJ: I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!!! *humps a candy cane*
Everyone: *Keeps on partying for hours*
Told you it was kinda Rated R.
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The Slender Academy
Horror're-editing..I do not have rights to Creepypasta just certain made up characters based of myself and others. Come and join the Creepypastas as they try to get through high school. I really suck at descriptions so..just read and you'll love it. It's...
