Rainbows!

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-After the dance-

Lara: *falling asleep* Lexi... carry me. I'm tired.

Lexi: Wtf no.

Lara: *jumps on her back anyway*

Lexi: -_- Bitch.

Lara: Yay!

Lexi: *Walks around campus with Lara on her back*

Everyone: *stares at her*

Mortal guy: Is that normal?

Lexi: YES THIS IS FUCKING NORMAL!!!

Lara: DON'T JUDGE!!!

Mortal guy: Ok.....?

-5 min later-

Lexi: *carrying Lara back to her room*

Lara: I'm sleepy...imma go night night.

Lexi: *facepalm* Not on me bitch. *opens the door, tosses her on the bed* Go to sleep.

Jeff: *from other room* I HEARD THAT!!!

Lara: Wait nuuuuu Lexi.

Lexi: Are you drunk?

Lara: Erm...Nu?

Lexi: Um...Okay... *starts walking away*

Lara: Wait!

Lexi: What?!

Lara: Can you read me a bedtime story?!

Lexi: Um...Why should I do that? You're not three.

Lara: Fine...sing.

Lexi: Fuck dat shit. What story?

Lara: RAINBOWS!!!

Lexi: Their is no such thing as a story called-

Lara: RAINBOWS!!!!!

Lexi: Um...Lara? Are you sure you're not-

Lara: CUDDLE WITH ME!!!

Lexi: O_o dude no.

Lara: *gets up* I'll hug you if you don't.

Lexi: Erm....No...please don't.

Lara: *hugs her*

Lexi: *stands there uncomfortably* Let me go.

Lara: If you love me let me goooooo. (This is Gospel anyone? No? You suck -_-)

Lexi: Plz.

Lara: *falls asleep while still hugging her*

Lexi: Shit. *tries to move* Damn it.

Lara: *sleeping*

Lexi: God dammit Lara, I'm not a teddy bear!

Hoodie: *Walks in* I WANT A TEDDY- Uh.. whoa.

Lexi: Help.Me.

Hoodie: Um.. You're on your own dude. *Walks out*

Lexi: HOODIE!!! DAMN!!!!

-1 hour later-

Lexi: -_- *slaps Lara*

Lara: *still sleeping*

Lexi: Why did it have to be me!

DL: *Walks in* Hey have you seen my- um...

Lexi: Don't you dare walk out that door.

DL: O.....K....

Lexi: Help me! She fell asleep while hugging me! It bothers me.

DL: Uh why?

Lexi: Idk I hate it when I get touched.

DL: *pokes her*

Lexi: -_- Dude...Wait.... BRENDON URIE!!!

Lara: *wakes up, slaps them both* BRENDON OMG BABY!!!!

Lexi: .........

Lara: Oh...erm..sowwy.

Lexi: *facepalm* I'm out. Hasta la vista bitches.

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