-In Offenderman's office-
Offenderman: Erm....So....what happened?
Lara: *holding Toby in her arms* They got turned into children!
LJ: *clinging onto Lara's leg* Mommy!!!!
Lara: I'm not your mommy!
Lexi: *smirks*
Offenderman: By who?
Lexi: That son of a bitch Taylor.
Jeff: Mommy don't say beach.
Lexi: I'm not your mother! And aww you can't say bitch.
Lara: Lexi!
Lexi: Lol sorry.
Offenderman: Well uh...
Lara: What do we do with them?
Offenderman: Take them to Disney. It'll be fun.
Lexi& Lara: WHAT?!?!?!
Offenderman: Do it. And I'll try to figure something out.
Lexi: Wait, since we're going to Disney-
Lara: No Lexi you are not going to pull a god damn frozen and freeze everything and sing!
Lexi: :( :( :(
Toby: *pulling Lara's hair* hehe....
Lara: God dammit Toby!!!
Offenderman: *facepalm* Just take them there.
Lexi& Lara: Fine.
-At a car dealership-
Worker: How can I help you?
Lexi: Uh...
Lara: We need a mini van.
Lexi: *super wtf face*
Worker: You two have children I suppose?
Lexi: I guess you can say that...
Worker: How many?
Lara: Erm....dude I don't give a fuck just give us a car.
Worker: Fine....So did you adopt or is their a father-
Lara: JUST GET US A GOD DAMN CAR!!!!
Worker: OKAY!!!!! *looks for one*
Lexi: Whoa wait, a new car?!
Lara: Lexi, you're getting rid of the Aston Martin.
Lexi: What?! Why?!
Lara: Because we need it for our friends/boyfriends who are now children.
Lexi: Nope, not happening. That car is extremely expensive!
Lara: You only think of yourself! You never think of this family!
Lexi: O_o Excuse me bitch, last time I checked we are not married and we don't have you know... them.
Lara: Lol I know I just wanted to see what you would say. But you are getting rid of the Aston Martin. *walks away*
Lexi: *glares* God....
Worker: *Walks up* So, I found some cars you may like.
Lexi: What car would you recommend for....all those kids?
Worker: Well-
Lexi: Look I don't care actually just give me one.
Worker: Will you return the Aston Martin?
Lexi: ......No....
-At the Academy-
Jeff: *running around the room with a balloon and screaming* IT'S FOLLOWING ME!!!!!
Toby&LJ: *holding onto Lara's legs* LOVE US FOREVER!!!!!
Lara: O_o Lexi, get your ass over here!!!
Lexi: -_- *walks in with EJ on her back, Masky on her leg, and Hoodie dragging behind* What?!
Lara: Control your children.
Lexi: My children?! You mean YOUR children.
Toby: Mommy Lexi didn't get rid of the other car!
Lara: 1. Call me Lara. 2. WHAT?!?!
Lexi: O_O okay ummm...c'mon let's uh...go to Disney.
Everyone but them: YAY!!!!!! *Runs to car*
Lara: I told you to get rid of the other car!
Lexi: Well...I...heart attack! *pretends to pass out*
Lara: -_- bitch.....
-In car-
EJ: *kicking the passenger seat repeatedly* Hiya!!!!
Lara: ....God dammit EJ!
Jeff: *Screaming* I WANT A LOLLIPOP!!!!!
Lexi: *driving* We'll get you one when we get there.
Jeff: NO!!! *throws a juice box at Lexi*
Lexi: I swear.............
Masky: Lexi, me and Hoodie wanna play doctor. *rape face*
Lara: Uh....
Lexi: .....Lara....control your children.
Lara: Why me?!
Lexi: I am driving!
Lara: *groans* Fine!
LJ: I need to go pee pee!
Lexi: Why didn't you go five minutes ago when we stopped to get gas?
LJ: I didn't feel anything!
Toby: I'M HUNGRY!!!!
Lara: Me too...
Lexi: Can you wait?
Lara: I guess.
EJ: *keeps kicking the passenger seat*
Lara: EJ stop fucking kicking me!
Lexi: Lara! Don't say it like that! Be nice. EJ, stop kicking the god damn seat, do you understand me?!
EJ: *nods*
Jeff: *screams again* I WANT A LOLLIPOP!!!!!
Lara: Jeff you can wait.
Toby: I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!
Lexi: ........
Lara: Can you not yell?!
Hoodie: *throws a toy car at Lexi*
Lexi: THAT IS FUCKING IT!!!! I WILL TURN THIS GOD DAMN CAR AROUND DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!?!?????!!?!!!!! NOW SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Everyone: .............
Lexi: Finally....
Everyone but her: .......Waaaaaaaaa!!!!
Lexi: Oh God Lara not you too.
Lara: *cries*
Lexi: Shut up!
Lara: .....
Everyone else: *crying*
Lexi: Take them to Disney he said. It'll be fun, he said. -_-
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The Slender Academy
Horror're-editing..I do not have rights to Creepypasta just certain made up characters based of myself and others. Come and join the Creepypastas as they try to get through high school. I really suck at descriptions so..just read and you'll love it. It's...
