The Slender Academy

Mr. Slender Nuuuuu

-Meanwhile in 7th period-

All: *Wait for teacher to show up*

EJ: Who do you think our Spanish Teacher is?

Azalea: Synyster Gates.

Lara: Brendon Urie.

Masky: Miley Cyrus.

LJ: Ew.

Lexi: Tom Hiddelston.

Hoodie: Harry Styles!

Everyone: O_o

Lexi: Wtf dude?!

LJ: I claim Louis!

Lara: Hell no! *slaps LJ*

Azalea: Stop obsessing over gay british boys!!!!

Hoodie: They're gay?!

EJ: Yes.

LJ: *rape face* Good.

Lexi: Ummm...Well then...

*Slenderman walks in, looks around the room*

Lexi: I thought I froze you!

Slender: You did but Offenderman helped me.

Azalea: Great...

Masky: So... I'm guessing you're our Spanish Teacher?

Slender: Actually no. I just had to find you all.

Lara: Bitch, are you stalking us?!

Hoodie: I'm stalking someone... *stares at Masky*

Lexi: HOODIE STOP BEING A PRICK!!!!

Hoodie: :( You're no fun..

LJ: But I am. *winks at Hoodie*

EJ: Oh God, I think I might puke from all of your gayness.

Azalea: Lol ikr.

Slender: *facepalm* Well anyways, before I continue-

Jeff: *Runs into door breaking it down* I came in like a wrecking ball!

Lexi: *facepalm* Jeff.....

Azalea: That song sucks.

DL: Nah, really?!

Slender: All of you shut up.

Everyone: -_-

Slender: As I was saying-

DL: My voice is higher than your voice.

Azalea: *Goes an octave higher* My voice is higher than your voice!

Jeff: *Goes an octave even higher* My voice is higher than your voice!!!

Lexi: *Goes an octave far much higher* My voice is higher than your voice!!!!!!!!

Masky: *Goes an octave wayyyy higher* MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN YOUR VOICE!!!!!!

Everyone but Masky: *covers ears*

Slender: Well...Umm..Let me just get to the point-

-Bell rings-

Everyone: Woo! Finally! *Runs towards exit*

Slender: *pops up by exit* YOU ALL ARE STUCK HERE FOREVER!!!!

Azalea: Wait wut.

Lexi: But.. I need Starbucks.

LJ: #Whitegirl

Lexi: Stfu.

Slender: This is a boarding school.

DL: A fucking boarding school?!?!

Lara: Kill me now.

Lexi: I can help with that.

Lara: If you're planning on freezing me, have fun, I can freeze time. That means you as well.

Lexi: -_- Fuck you.

Hoodie: Whoa, Elsa, chill out.

Lexi: I'm not Elsa and don't tell me to chill out! I'll make you chill out!

Jeff: *throws ice cubes at them* Let it go!

Azalea: Lol shes pissed.

EJ: Watch her explode within like five seconds.

Lexi: *glares at everyone*

Slender: Okay calm down. No calling Lexi Elsa just because she has ice powers.

Lexi: Yeah bitches!

Slender: Don't push it.

Azalea: *rolls eyes* Whatever. So this is a boarding school?

Slender: Yes. And, I've already got your rooms ready. You will each have a roommate.

Lara: AM I WITH THAT SEXY MUTHA FUCKA TOBY?!

Azalea: O_o

DL: .....

Slender: *sighs* Yes.

Lara: OMG TOBY!!!!

Lexi: *smirks* Wear protection tonight.

Jeff: Ha!

Lara: -_- You're one to talk. At least I don't-

Lexi: *puts hand over her mouth* Don't mind her, she doesn't know what she's saying.

Hoodie: Yeah....Sure...

Slender: Guys listen before I murder a bitch.

All: Ok.

Slender: Azalea & EJ, are roommates.

EJ: Cool that means more alone time.

Azalea: Meh.

Slender: Lexi & Jeff, are roommates.

Lexi: Fuck yeah!

Jeff: I have plans for tonight.

Lexi: So do I *winks*

Lara: PLEASE STFU YOU TWO!!!

Azalea: And again... SLUT!!!

Slender: QUIET!!!!

All: .....

Slender: Masky & Hoodie-

Masky: O_O NO!!!! MR. SLENDER PLZ NO!

Hoodie: *rape faces him* I'll go get the handcuffs.

Masky: NO! NO! NO!

Hoodie: *drags him away to their room*

Masky: *Being dragged away* HELP ME!!!!

LJ: Hm...No.

Lexi: O_o Okay they're worse than us!

Jeff: I agree...

Azalea:....Yeah... they are.

Slender: *Tries to get the past few images cleared from his mind* Okay well, you guys can go.

Lara: Finally!

Slender: But remember....

EJ: Hm?

Slender: Everything you say can and will be used against you...

Jeff: Oh shit..

Slender: SO SHUT UP AND DANCE!!!

*random techno music starts playing*

Everyone: *dances awkwardly*

Azalea: Stop it!

DL: Mr. Slender, nuuuuuuuu!