Mr. Winchester

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-Still in gym-

Everyone: *completely soaking wet from swimming*

Laughing Jill: *chasing Lexi around the gym* LEXI LOVE ME!!!!! BE MY LESBIAN LOVER!!!!

Lexi: BITCH I'M BI AND DEFINITELY NOT BI FOR YOU!!!!! *runs away from her*

Laughing Jill: I WANT YOUR VAGINA!!!! *chases Lexi*

Lexi: OMG GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME STALKER!!!!! *screams and continues to run down the hallway leaving a trail of ice as she does*

Lara: *yells* Get some!

Azalea: Have fun!

Jeff: O_o

Masky: Well Then...

-Bell rings-

Everyone: *leaves and goes to Science*

-In Science-

Hoodie: *twirling pencil* I'm bored. Where the fuck is our teacher?

Lara: Who gives a shit?!?!

DL: Apparently, not you.

Lexi: *Is freezing everything she can find*

Masky: *facepalm* Not again.

*A sexy guy walks in*

Guy: Hello class, I am your new science teacher, Mr. Winchester.

Lexi: O_O

Lara: O_O

Mr. Winchester: It's great to see-

Lexi&Lara: DEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles him to the floor*

Mr. Winchester: O_o FUCK, FANGIRLS!!!! *is pinned to the ground*

Azalea: Holy fucking shit guys, calm down.

Lexi: DEAN, FUCK ME!!!!!

Lara: *pushes her* NO, FUCK ME!!!!!! I'M HOTTER!!!

Dean/Mr. Winchester: Uh....

Lexi: *pushes her back* NO FUCK ME, I'M SEXIER!!!!!

Masky: Cheesecake is sexier.

Hoodie: I thought I was. :(

Masky: Hm...No.

DL: Retards...

Lara: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!! *punches Lexi*

Lexi: AW HELL NO GIRL!!!! *kicks her*

Lexi&Lara: *start fighting*

Azalea: I'm surrounded by idiots...

Lara: I'm sexier!!!

Lexi: No, I am!!!

Dean/Mr. Winchester: GIRLS CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!!

Lexi&Lara: O_o .... WHO'S HOTTER?!?!

DL: Lexi...

Lara: *punches him in the face*

Hoodie: Lara...

Lexi: -_- *freezes Hoodie*

Masky: Oh my zalgo... like c'mon, really?!

Lexi: *shrugs*

Azalea: None of you are hot. Except EJ.

Lara: Meh..

Dean/Mr. Winchester: *facepalm* All of you stop it. Both of you are hot.

Lexi: Damn right I am.

Lara: Bitch please.

Masky: Hipsta please.

Azalea: Lol.....Wait, I don't get it.

Lexi: *facepalm* I do.

Lara: So....wanna fuck?

Dean/Mr. Winchester: Maybe later.... But first, let's learn about the periodic table.

Everyone: *groans*

Dean/Mr. Winchester: Actually... screw it, let's talk about fandoms and OTP. Oh and, call me Dean guys.

Lexi&Lara: *start fangirling*

Azalea: You just had to say it.

DL: So uh Dean, we just talk about OTP?

Dean: Yes. Like who do you ship in this class.

Lexi: Oh! I ship Azalea and that mortal dude. *points to an average mortal guy*

Lara: OMG I ship it!

Azalea: *scoffs* Really?! How?!

Lexi: It just seems cute.

Masky: I'm going to have to agree with her on that one.

Hoodie: Yeah.

DL: Sort of.

Dean: Hm...yep...I ship it.

Azalea: Well fine then! I ship....You and Lara.

Lexi: *super wtf face* Excuse me, bitch?

Lara: You know, if you were super drunk, I can see you fucking me.

Lexi: I didn't need to know that...And ew.

Dean: I ship it.

Masky: I totally ship it.

Hoodie: Hell yeah!

Lara: *puts arm around Lexi* Hey babe.

Lexi: -_- Don't even. *pushes her away*

Lara: I was just joking, damn.

Azalea: #Lexiisnotamused

Lexi: I don't ship us. I ship me and Dean. *rape face*

Dean: Erm... Class dismissed!

Lexi&Lara: LOVE US DEAN!!!! *Chase him around the room*

Dean: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! PLZ NO!!! *runs away from them*

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