-In their rooms skipping class-
Lara: *reading smut*
Masky: *running around the room with sugar rush* SKITTLES!!!!!
LJ: HELL NO BITCH!!!! MY SKITTLES!!!!! *tackles him*
Toby: *calling those stupid ad commercials* Hey guyz I'm 18 and over! I can call!
Lara: NOBODY CARES!!!!!!
Toby: *twitch* .....waaaaaaaaaa.
Lara: ..... -_- *facepalm*
Lexi: *passed out on the couch surrounded by liquor bottles*
Azalea&Jeff: *Walks in*
Jeff: Son of a...
Azalea: *facepalm* ......Are you serious......
Masky: Wut. *hits Azalea with a skittles bag*
Azalea: Masky wtf.
LJ: GIVE ME THE SKITTLES I WANNA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!
Jeff: *backs away slowly* I don't know you people...
Lara: *looks up from her phone* You guys suck. *goes back to reading smut*
Azalea: Well can we like, talk to-... *sees Lexi passed out* You've got to be kidding me...
Jeff: How do we wake her up?
Azalea: Hm...
Toby: *twitch* SYRUP?!?!?!?
LJ: SHADDAP WAFFLE BOY!!!!!
Toby: WHY DON'T YOU, PRINCESS BOY!!!!!
Azalea: Omg kill me....
Jeff: Damn...Okay just uh...Wait...
Azalea: Go wake her up
Jeff: LOL nope.....Wait... DEAN WINCHESTER!!!!!!
Lexi: *wakes up and falls off couch* WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHERE?!?!?! DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!! *runs, accidentally runs into coffee table and flips over* I feel violated....
Lara: *laughs*
Jeff: *helps Lexi up*
Azalea: *sighs* Okay, so, guess what?
Lexi: YOU BOUGHT ME AN ICE CASTLE?!?!?!?
Lara: *throws a glass at Lexi*
Lexi: *freezes it in mid air* Bitch...
Lara: Damn..
Azalea: Erm...No?
Jeff: You can create one, remember?
Lexi: Oh yeah...lololol.
Azalea: Anyways, you guys are going to rehab.
Masky: US?!?!?!?!
Azalea: No, Lara and Lexi.
Masky: Oh...bye bitches.
Lexi: -_- Thanks Masky...
Masky: :) Your welcome.
Lexi: YOU IDIOT THAT WAS SARCASM!!!!!
Lara: OBVIOUSLY!!!!!
Jeff: ....It was obvious...
Azalea: SHUT UP!!!
Everyone: *is silent*
Azalea: Listen, the reason why I'm sending you to rehab is because you're addicted to so many things!
Lexi: Am not! *starts smoking*
Lara: *still reading smut* Mhm, yeah, no.
Azalea: YOU JUST PROVED MY DAMN POINT!!!!
Lexi: Oh....
Azalea: GET IN YOUR CAR AND JUST GO THERE!!!!
Lexi&Lara: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Lexi: Jeff....Please....
Jeff: It's only three days. I promise that it'll be over soon. Okay?
Lexi: ......ALRIGHT!!!!!
Jeff: You're supposed to say 'Okay' Like TFIOS.
Lexi: Hm...nah...bai!
-At the Rehab center-
Lexi&Lara: *walk in and up to the desk*
Worker: Hi how may I-
Lexi: How well can you fuck?
Worker: O_o Um...I don't really understand what you mean....
Lara: Lexi, you can't just ask people like that! Be proper!
Lexi: Ohhhh....Can you please tell me how well you can fuck?
Worker: ...................
Lexi: ...........
Lara:............
Worker: Um...... *hands them their name tags* The doctor would like to see you in a few momen-
Lara: THE DOCTOR?!?!??!
Lexi: *facepalm* NOT THAT KIND OF DOCTOR YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!
Worker: .....Please get out of my face...
-Ten minutes later-
*All in a meeting*
Doctor: So, we will be going around alphabetically and telling each other a little bit about yourselves. Max, you fir-
Lara: MYN!!!!!!!
Max: ...It's Max bro...
Lara: MYN!!!!
Lexi: Shut up Lara...
Doctor:....Um...Okay then...Max?
Max: Right... Hi, I'm max, and I'm addicted to video games.
Doctor: Heard that before. *writes it down, interviews other people*
Lexi: *thinks to self* The doctor is kinda cute....
Lara: *giving Lexi the death stare like she knows exactly what she is thinking*
Lexi: *looks over* What?!
Lara: Don't be a slut!
Lexi: I'm not doing any-
Lara: You were thinking about that doctor!
Lexi: Erm....No?
Doctor: O_o ....Um..Lara?
Lara: Wut.
Doctor: Your next.
Lara: Oh, well...Hi I'm Lara and I'm addicted to alcohol, smut, music, and OTP.
Doctor: *writes it down* Not that bad....Lexi?
Lexi: Hi, I'm Lexi, and I'm addicted to sex, alcohol, smoking, and frozen.
Everyone: *stares directly at her*
Doctor: *drops pen* O_O
Lexi: Erm.... *laughs nervously*
Doctor: ....You're extremely fucked up...
Lexi&Lara: SO WE'VE BEEN TOLD!!!!!
Doctor: *facepalm* I think that's enough for today. You both will be staying in the same room-
Lara: Yay, roomies! *hugs Lexi*
Lexi: *super wtf face* Can you not...
Doctor: .....Um...and their will be no alcohol, no smut- *stares at Lara*
Lara: *smiles innocently*
Doctor: No smoking, frozen, music, OTP, or sex. *stares at Lexi*
Lexi: BUT, BUT, BUT.....WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THESE THINGS!!!!
Lara: WE'LL DIE!!!!
Doctor: You bitches can live. Now, out of my face and go to your room!!!
Lexi&Lara: .....*cries*
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The Slender Academy
Ужасы're-editing..I do not have rights to Creepypasta just certain made up characters based of myself and others. Come and join the Creepypastas as they try to get through high school. I really suck at descriptions so..just read and you'll love it. It's...
