Rehab Part One

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-In their rooms skipping class-

Lara: *reading smut*

Masky: *running around the room with sugar rush* SKITTLES!!!!!

LJ: HELL NO BITCH!!!! MY SKITTLES!!!!! *tackles him*

Toby: *calling those stupid ad commercials* Hey guyz I'm 18 and over! I can call!

Lara: NOBODY CARES!!!!!!

Toby: *twitch* .....waaaaaaaaaa.

Lara: ..... -_- *facepalm*

Lexi: *passed out on the couch surrounded by liquor bottles*

Azalea&Jeff: *Walks in*

Jeff: Son of a...

Azalea: *facepalm* ......Are you serious......

Masky: Wut. *hits Azalea with a skittles bag*

Azalea: Masky wtf.

LJ: GIVE ME THE SKITTLES I WANNA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!

Jeff: *backs away slowly* I don't know you people...

Lara: *looks up from her phone* You guys suck. *goes back to reading smut*

Azalea: Well can we like, talk to-... *sees Lexi passed out* You've got to be kidding me...

Jeff: How do we wake her up?

Azalea: Hm...

Toby: *twitch* SYRUP?!?!?!?

LJ: SHADDAP WAFFLE BOY!!!!!

Toby: WHY DON'T YOU, PRINCESS BOY!!!!!

Azalea: Omg kill me....

Jeff: Damn...Okay just uh...Wait...

Azalea: Go wake her up

Jeff: LOL nope.....Wait... DEAN WINCHESTER!!!!!!

Lexi: *wakes up and falls off couch* WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHERE?!?!?! DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!! *runs, accidentally runs into coffee table and flips over* I feel violated....

Lara: *laughs*

Jeff: *helps Lexi up*

Azalea: *sighs* Okay, so, guess what?

Lexi: YOU BOUGHT ME AN ICE CASTLE?!?!?!?

Lara: *throws a glass at Lexi*

Lexi: *freezes it in mid air* Bitch...

Lara: Damn..

Azalea: Erm...No?

Jeff: You can create one, remember?

Lexi: Oh yeah...lololol.

Azalea: Anyways, you guys are going to rehab.

Masky: US?!?!?!?!

Azalea: No, Lara and Lexi.

Masky: Oh...bye bitches.

Lexi: -_- Thanks Masky...

Masky: :) Your welcome.

Lexi: YOU IDIOT THAT WAS SARCASM!!!!!

Lara: OBVIOUSLY!!!!!

Jeff: ....It was obvious...

Azalea: SHUT UP!!!

Everyone: *is silent*

Azalea: Listen, the reason why I'm sending you to rehab is because you're addicted to so many things!

Lexi: Am not! *starts smoking*

Lara: *still reading smut* Mhm, yeah, no.

Azalea: YOU JUST PROVED MY DAMN POINT!!!!

Lexi: Oh....

Azalea: GET IN YOUR CAR AND JUST GO THERE!!!!

Lexi&Lara: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Lexi: Jeff....Please....

Jeff: It's only three days. I promise that it'll be over soon. Okay?

Lexi: ......ALRIGHT!!!!!

Jeff: You're supposed to say 'Okay' Like TFIOS.

Lexi: Hm...nah...bai!

-At the Rehab center-

Lexi&Lara: *walk in and up to the desk*

Worker: Hi how may I-

Lexi: How well can you fuck?

Worker: O_o Um...I don't really understand what you mean....

Lara: Lexi, you can't just ask people like that! Be proper!

Lexi: Ohhhh....Can you please tell me how well you can fuck?

Worker: ...................

Lexi: ...........

Lara:............

Worker: Um...... *hands them their name tags* The doctor would like to see you in a few momen-

Lara: THE DOCTOR?!?!??!

Lexi: *facepalm* NOT THAT KIND OF DOCTOR YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!

Worker: .....Please get out of my face...

-Ten minutes later-

*All in a meeting*

Doctor: So, we will be going around alphabetically and telling each other a little bit about yourselves. Max, you fir-

Lara: MYN!!!!!!!

Max: ...It's Max bro...

Lara: MYN!!!!

Lexi: Shut up Lara...

Doctor:....Um...Okay then...Max?

Max: Right... Hi, I'm max, and I'm addicted to video games.

Doctor: Heard that before. *writes it down, interviews other people*

Lexi: *thinks to self* The doctor is kinda cute....

Lara: *giving Lexi the death stare like she knows exactly what she is thinking*

Lexi: *looks over* What?!

Lara: Don't be a slut!

Lexi: I'm not doing any-

Lara: You were thinking about that doctor!

Lexi: Erm....No?

Doctor: O_o ....Um..Lara?

Lara: Wut.

Doctor: Your next.

Lara: Oh, well...Hi I'm Lara and I'm addicted to alcohol, smut, music, and OTP.

Doctor: *writes it down* Not that bad....Lexi?

Lexi: Hi, I'm Lexi, and I'm addicted to sex, alcohol, smoking, and frozen.

Everyone: *stares directly at her*

Doctor: *drops pen* O_O

Lexi: Erm.... *laughs nervously*

Doctor: ....You're extremely fucked up...

Lexi&Lara: SO WE'VE BEEN TOLD!!!!!

Doctor: *facepalm* I think that's enough for today. You both will be staying in the same room-

Lara: Yay, roomies! *hugs Lexi*

Lexi: *super wtf face* Can you not...

Doctor: .....Um...and their will be no alcohol, no smut- *stares at Lara*

Lara: *smiles innocently*

Doctor: No smoking, frozen, music, OTP, or sex. *stares at Lexi*

Lexi: BUT, BUT, BUT.....WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THESE THINGS!!!!

Lara: WE'LL DIE!!!!

Doctor: You bitches can live. Now, out of my face and go to your room!!!

Lexi&Lara: .....*cries*

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