A Concert?! Fuck!

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-Sitting around in the chorus room-

Lexi: *walking around and singing with her angelic voice*

Lara: DUUUUUDEEE!!!! HOW?!?!?!!

Lexi: *smirks* I'm just awesome like that.

Azalea: Yeah whatevs....

Lexi: C'mon, you know I sing very well.

Azalea: .....Okay maybe you do...

Jeff: *fangirls* HER VOICE IS SO MAGICAL!!!!! *falls out of chair*

Lexi: *laughs*

Zalgo: *Walks in* Herro.

Everyone: Sup?

Zalgo: Start singing and rehearse.....Oh, and, Lexi and Azalea?

Lexi&Azalea: Yes?

Zalgo: You have a concert tonight and it starts in an about... *checks watch* 15 minutes.

Lexi&Azalea: WHAT?!?!?!

EJ: Such late notice...

Zalgo: Be in uniform. *Walks away*

Lexi: OH FUCKING SHIT!!! *rips off shirt and quickly puts on dress*

Jeff: *staring at her* O_O

Azalea: DAMN IT!!!! *rips off jeans and puts on dress pants*

Lara: *facepalm*

Masky: *munching on cheesecake* nom nom nom bitches.

Hoodie: O_o I don't get you...

Masky: Not a lot of people do...

Lexi: *freaking out* WHERE ARE MY HIGH HEELS GOD DAMMIT?!?!

Azalea: IDK!!!! WHERE IS MY MUSIC?!?!???

Azalea&Lexi: *running around the room flipping out while trying to get dressed and ready*

Lara: This is entertaining.

Jeff: Very. *pulls out a video camera*

Azalea&Lexi: *accidentally run into each other*

Azalea: MOVE!!! *hits her with her sheet of music*

Lexi: WRONG WAY ASSHOLE!!! *shoves her*

Azalea: *Runs into the bathroom to check herself out*

Lexi: *comes in behind her* Move, I need the mirror!!!!

Azalea: WHY?!?!?!

Lexi: I NEED TO PUT ON MAKE UP YOU IDIOT!!!!

Azalea: Hey!

Both: *slap each other repeatedly*

-Five minutes later-

Azalea&Lexi: *come out looking fabulous as hell*

EJ: O_O *drools*

Jeff: *jaw drops* Holy fucking shit....

Masky: *is having a sexual thoughts about them*

Hoodie: *is masturbating*

Lara: *glaring at all of them*

Zalgo: *Walks back in, smirks* You two actually dressed up?!

Lexi: Um...Yeah.

Azalea: Why?

Zalgo: I was joking you retards! *laughs*

Lexi: -_-

Azalea: -_-

Zalgo: ...

Lexi: DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK FOR MY HAIR TO LOOK THIS PERFECT?!?!?!

Zalgo: Well I-

Azalea: AND HOW I HAD TO MEMORIZE THE WHOLE SONG IN TEN MINUTES?!?!

Zalgo: Yeah I-

Lexi: HOW ABOUT THE FACT THAT I SPENT TIME TRYING TO LOOK PERFECT?!?!?!?!

Zalgo: Girls, look-

Lexi&Azalea: WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP?!?!

Zalgo: :(

Azalea: You have just lost two fabulous, talented, prodigies.

Zalgo: Well nobody is perf-

Lexi: Bitch, I am the definition of perfect.

Azalea: I'M SO FUCKING FABULOUS!!!

Zalgo: Can you n-

Lexi: I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my perfection. *flips hair dramatically and walks out with Azalea*

Lara: Well....they must be drunk.

Jeff: Nah....Hey, I got it all on video.

Lara: OMG!!! Post it on every social network, right EJ?

EJ: *still drooling*

Lara: EJ?

EJ: *still drooling, runs into wall*

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