Okay so I know I haven't updated in like forever but here is just some random shit that I put in a random ass chapter. I will continue the band kidnapping thingy in my next chapter.
-All in their rooms-
Lara: *sleeping*
Lexi: *Walks in her room, jumps on top of her, whispers* Hey babe wanna fuck?
Lara: *wakes up* WHO DA HELL?! *bitch slaps her*
Lexi: *falls off* AYE!
DL: *looks in the room* Wtf is going on in there?!
Lara: SHE TRIED TO RAPE ME GOD DAMMIT!
Lexi: No I wasn't!
DL: Lexi...What did I say about trying to fuck people?
Lexi: Not when they are sleeping. :(
EJ: O_o You're messed up.
DL: Go to your room you nasty ass.
Lexi: :( Jerk.
Lara: Bitch.
-One Hour Later-
Azalea: Where the hell is bitch number 3?!
Lara: Idk where is that mofo?!
Jane: She's in the locker room bruh.
Azalea: Oh...
Azalea&Lara: *run to the locker room and open the door*
Lexi: *skipping all over the place spraying body spray all over herself*
Azalea: O_o Erm..
Lara: ........*facepalm* Lexi... What the hell man...
Lexi: Uh... *hides body spray behind her back* What's up?
Azalea: What the hell were you doing?!
Lexi: Well um...I was just-
Laughing Jill: *pops up out of no where* HEY BEST FRIENDS!!!
Lexi: OH SHIT! *jumps behind Lara* DAT BITCH UGLY!
Lara: XD
Azalea: Aha.
Jill: *tries to act sexy* Don't I look fabulous in this dress?
Lara: Ew, no, get away from me peasant! *snaps fingers in z formation*
Lexi: JILL YOU NEED TO BE BAPTIZED!!! *repeatedly sprays her with body spray*
Jill: *Runs away* EW I DON'T WANT TO SMELL LIKE- Wait, what does the label say?
Lexi: Uh... hold on. *looks at it* Sexual Paradise. (That's not a real spray I just came up with it XD)
Azalea: *smirks*
Jill: Oh... Okay...Well... I DON'T WANT TO SMELL LIKE SEXUAL PARADISE! *starts running again*
Lexi: *chases her* I WILL SPRAY IT ON YOU AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!!!
Azalea: This is entertaining.
Lara: I'll get the popcorn.
Azalea: I'll get the video camera.
Jane: And I...Will awkwardly walk away. *backs away slowly and awkwardly*
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The Slender Academy
Ужасы're-editing..I do not have rights to Creepypasta just certain made up characters based of myself and others. Come and join the Creepypastas as they try to get through high school. I really suck at descriptions so..just read and you'll love it. It's...
