Battle Of The Elements

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-All sitting around playing video games-

Azalea: *beats the holy shit out of BEN*

BEN: *cries like a little girl*

Lexi: Lolololol she kicked your ass at Tekken; like I always do.

BEN: I BEAT YOUR ASS IN STREET FIGHTER!!!!

Lexi: ........... :( Yeah...

Lara: HADOUKEN!!!!

Azalea: Aha. Trying to act like Ryu huh?

Lara: Erm....what?

Azalea: Nvm...

*someone knocks on door*

Everyone: ......

Lara: I'm not getting that!

Azalea: Lol nope.

BEN: Nur.

Lexi: I'll get it you lazy bastards. *gets up, opens door*

Lina: (Azalea's daughter) *Walks in* Well hello my fellow acquaintance, how are you today?

Lexi: *super wtf face* Um....Que?

Lina: Forgive me, I forgot that I merely have a much higher IQ than you. Now, excuse me. *Walks towards Azalea*

Lexi: *scoffs* Excuse me?!?!

Azalea: Good job Lina, you made Lexi look like a blonde.

Lexi: I'm brunette you retard!

Lara: That's not what you act like....

Lexi: -_- Shaddap.

Lina: As I was saying, mother, I'm getting quite tired of being at the mansion by myself.

Azalea: You're not alone. You have Sally, Bailey, and Liu.

Lina: Yes but they are imbeciles.

Lara: *whispers to Lexi* What does that mean?

Lexi: Means idiot.....you idiot.

BEN: I thought it meant-

Lexi: *puts hand over his mouth* Shush child...

BEN: O_o

Azalea: *rolls eyes* Okay, so?

Lina: So I'd rather be here with you and....Our allies.

Lexi: Allies huh? -_- *touches the door causing it to freeze* Oops...

Azalea: *facepalm* Retard!

Lina: Lexi, it appears you have ice powers, yes?

Lexi: Yeah so? *thaws the door*

Lina: Well, I have a much more sophisticated power, fire.

Lexi: How is that sophisticated?! *freezes the floor*

Lara: Lexi, you seem pissed.

Lina: Her anger level is quite high.

Azalea: Anger level?

BEN: .....I'm confused...

Lina: Lexi, don't get frustrated just because my power is far greater than yours.

Lexi: It's actually not.

Lina: Is that so? *completely burns/thaws the floor*

Lexi: *growls*

Azalea: My daughter is fucking amazing! PROVE HER WRONG!!!

Lara: YEAH!!!

Lexi: LARA!!!!

Lara: Sorry.....kinda....

BEN: Hm...Team Lexi.

Azalea: Team Lina.

Lara: .....TEAM BRENDON URIE!!!!!

LJ: *Runs through the door* TEAM PRINCESSES!!!!

Lexi: *facepalm* I don't have time for this...

Lina: I don't either. But I must prove you wrong.

Lexi: -_- Can I get drunk first?

Lara: Yeah can I too?

Lina: No mere mortals.

Lexi: *mutters* Arrogant bastard...

Lina: I heard that. *shoots fire towards her*

Lexi: Oh shit! *shoots ice towards her at the same time*

Azalea: OMG IT'S GETTING COLD AND HOT IN HERE!!!

BEN: *starts sweating then starts shivering*

Lexi&Lina: *keeps shooting ice and fire at each other*

Lara: -_- I had enough of this shit. *freezes everyone in time except for Azalea*

Azalea: Whoa! *stares at the ice and fire colliding* That's fucking cool.

Lara: Ikr...

Azalea: I dare you to touch it.

Lara: Lol ok... *touches the fire* OW FUCK!!!! It just burned me!

Azalea: Touch the ice and cool it down!

Lara: *touches it and jumps* IT'S TOO FUCKING COLD BRO!!! IT HURTS!!!

Azalea: I guess the Frost Bites huh? XD

Lara: -_-

Azalea: XD

Lara: -_-

Azalea: ....Erm...

Lara: *unfreezes time, slaps Lexi and Lina* You two hurt me!!!

Lexi: Eh...

Lina: Forgive me mortal.

Lexi: *facepalm* Azalea, take your trigonometry kid-

Lina: That is a type of-

Lexi: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!

Lina: :(

Lexi: Take her back to the mansion plz.

Azalea: Why?

BEN: SHE'S TOO SMART!!!

Azalea: -_- Fine, bitches.

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