-Back at school-
Slendy: *drops a huge pile of textbooks and papers on his desk* Well, here is all of the classwork you guys missed.
Lexi: Hold the fuck up for a second, we had to baby sit these lil' shits, no offense Jeff.
Jeff: None taken....
Lexi: For almost a damn week!
Slendy: Not my problem.
Lara: But, dude, you have no idea how bad it was!
Masky: Maybe just, cut them some slack. It was hard to take care of us.
Slendy: *sighs* Fine. But you all have F's in science, you know that right?
Everyone: Do we look like we fucking care?!
Slendy: Well...
Azalea: It appears that the question you just answered was rhetorical.
Slendy: I see that....Well...get to class now.
LJ: But I want to play with princesses. :(
Slendy: Then watch a Disney movie.
Toby: *twitch* None of us have any. Right?
Azalea: Nope.
Lara: No.
Masky: Nothing.
Hoodie: No way.
Jeff: Nada.
Lexi: .....No..
Everyone: *stares at her*
LJ: Are you sure?! Why are you keeping me from my princesses?!?!?!
Lexi: Dude wtf! I don't have any.
Jeff: She only has like Star Wars, Marvel movies, James Bond, and Froz-
Lexi: *puts hand over his mouth, laughs nervously* I haha uh... he meant... erm...
LJ: *tackles her to the ground* FROZEN!!!!! GIVE MEH MY PRINCESSES!!!!!
Lexi: FUCK DAT SHIT! IT'S FROZEN! ITS MINE BITCH! *shoves him off*
Azalea: Oh great...
LJ: *chases Lexi around the room with a stick* GET THE FUCK OVER HERE AND HAND OVER FROZEN!!!!!!
Lexi: NEVA!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away from him*
Lara: *facepalm* LJ stop being gay!
LJ: I'm bi bitch!
Lara: Not from what I've seen.....
DL: *walks in* Hey guys- O_o Uh.... da fuq.
Jeff: Erm.... LJ wants Frozen.
Hoodie: Can't you tell?!
DL: Erm....
Lexi: *Is leaving a trail of ice as she is running away from LJ*
LJ: LEXI GIVE ME FROZEN!!!!!
Lexi: OVER MY DEAD BODY YOU GAY PRINGLE!!!!
Lara: Hey! I'm the gay Pringle! *slaps them both*
DL: Well yeah I can tell...
Toby: *twitch* Wtf is a gay pringle?!
Azalea: Don't ask.
EJ: Well....this is all very Interesting.
Azalea: Wanna fuck later?
EJ: WHAT?!
Azalea: I said wanna duck later? You know, chasing after ducks?
Jeff: *facepalm*
Hoodie: Smooth. -_-
EJ: Erm....Okay? O_o
Azalea: ......Yeah...
Masky: Well...imma go get cheesecake now...
Slendy: *stands in between everyone* All of you shut the fuck up and listen!
Everyone: *stays silent*
LJ: *hits Lexi with stick*
Lexi: -_- *punches him in the dick*
LJ: *goes cross eyed* Must. Have. Princesses. *passes out*
Toby: *twitch* Well Then.
Slendy: Erm...Okay...Well..you know just get to class.
DL: But what period is it?
Slendy: 6th, science.
Everyone: *groans*
Slendy: Get to class now!
Everyone: FINE!
-In science-
Teacher: So, who can tell me what a proton is?
Lexi: Your ass.
Teacher: Very good- WAIT WHAT?!?!
Jeff: Lolololol and an Electron is your dick.
Lexi: Actually, Jeff, it's yours. *rape face*
Lara: *scoots away from Lexi* O_o
Teacher: *facepalm* Can you say something nice and be polite for one second?
Lexi: Nice. *smiles innocently*
Teacher: *rolls eyes* As I was saying, can anyone tell me what a proton is?
Everyone: ..........
EJ: *plays the jeopardy theme song*
DL: Aha.
Jeff: What is.... a professional and a wonton. Proton.
Lexi: *falls out of chair laughing*
Lara: *in a Chinese accent* You want wonton?
DL: No I want twoton.
EJ: I want egg roll!
Teacher: *super wtf face*
Lexi: *Takes out nail polish, (even though she hates it), in a Chinese accent* You want flowa? I give you flowa.
Teacher: Uh... I don't want a flower!
Lexi: Ohhh.... You want sparkle? I give you sparkle.
Teacher: I don't want sparkles I want you-
DL: To want me.
EJ: I need you
LJ: To need me.
Teacher: *slams fist on desk* That is it! I want a seven page paragraph essay on-
Lara: Why I'm so fucking hot?
LJ: Excuse me bitch I'm way more fab than you.
Lara: -_- *punches him* No I am!
Teacher: *facepalm* No on atoms, protons, neutrons, and electrons.
Jeff: Wait when is it due?
Teacher: Tomorrow
DL: What is tomorrow?
Teacher: Tuesday?
Toby: *twitch* And what is Tuesday?
Teacher: A day?
Lexi: And what is a day?
Teacher: Stop asking me these god damn questions and get to work! Or I'll tie you up-
Lara: 50 shades of grey style?
Teacher: Maybe...
Everyone: O_O *Runs for door*
Teacher: GET OVER HERE! *chases after them*
Jeff: I THINK SHE WANTS US TO GET IN THE VAN!!!!
Lexi: DON'T GO UNLESS SHE HAS CANDY!!!!!!!
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The Slender Academy
Horror're-editing..I do not have rights to Creepypasta just certain made up characters based of myself and others. Come and join the Creepypastas as they try to get through high school. I really suck at descriptions so..just read and you'll love it. It's...
