Homework? Fuck That.

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-Back at school-

Slendy: *drops a huge pile of textbooks and papers on his desk* Well, here is all of the classwork you guys missed.

Lexi: Hold the fuck up for a second, we had to baby sit these lil' shits, no offense Jeff.

Jeff: None taken....

Lexi: For almost a damn week!

Slendy: Not my problem.

Lara: But, dude, you have no idea how bad it was!

Masky: Maybe just, cut them some slack. It was hard to take care of us.

Slendy: *sighs* Fine. But you all have F's in science, you know that right?

Everyone: Do we look like we fucking care?!

Slendy: Well...

Azalea: It appears that the question you just answered was rhetorical.

Slendy: I see that....Well...get to class now.

LJ: But I want to play with princesses. :(

Slendy: Then watch a Disney movie.

Toby: *twitch* None of us have any. Right?

Azalea: Nope.

Lara: No.

Masky: Nothing.

Hoodie: No way.

Jeff: Nada.

Lexi: .....No..

Everyone: *stares at her*

LJ: Are you sure?! Why are you keeping me from my princesses?!?!?!

Lexi: Dude wtf! I don't have any.

Jeff: She only has like Star Wars, Marvel movies, James Bond, and Froz-

Lexi: *puts hand over his mouth, laughs nervously* I haha uh... he meant... erm...

LJ: *tackles her to the ground* FROZEN!!!!! GIVE MEH MY PRINCESSES!!!!!

Lexi: FUCK DAT SHIT! IT'S FROZEN! ITS MINE BITCH! *shoves him off*

Azalea: Oh great...

LJ: *chases Lexi around the room with a stick* GET THE FUCK OVER HERE AND HAND OVER FROZEN!!!!!!

Lexi: NEVA!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away from him*

Lara: *facepalm* LJ stop being gay!

LJ: I'm bi bitch!

Lara: Not from what I've seen.....

DL: *walks in* Hey guys- O_o Uh.... da fuq.

Jeff: Erm.... LJ wants Frozen.

Hoodie: Can't you tell?!

DL: Erm....

Lexi: *Is leaving a trail of ice as she is running away from LJ*

LJ: LEXI GIVE ME FROZEN!!!!!

Lexi: OVER MY DEAD BODY YOU GAY PRINGLE!!!!

Lara: Hey! I'm the gay Pringle! *slaps them both*

DL: Well yeah I can tell...

Toby: *twitch* Wtf is a gay pringle?!

Azalea: Don't ask.

EJ: Well....this is all very Interesting.

Azalea: Wanna fuck later?

EJ: WHAT?!

Azalea: I said wanna duck later? You know, chasing after ducks?

Jeff: *facepalm*

Hoodie: Smooth. -_-

EJ: Erm....Okay? O_o

Azalea: ......Yeah...

Masky: Well...imma go get cheesecake now...

Slendy: *stands in between everyone* All of you shut the fuck up and listen!

Everyone: *stays silent*

LJ: *hits Lexi with stick*

Lexi: -_- *punches him in the dick*

LJ: *goes cross eyed* Must. Have. Princesses. *passes out*

Toby: *twitch* Well Then.

Slendy: Erm...Okay...Well..you know just get to class.

DL: But what period is it?

Slendy: 6th, science.

Everyone: *groans*

Slendy: Get to class now!

Everyone: FINE!

-In science-

Teacher: So, who can tell me what a proton is?

Lexi: Your ass.

Teacher: Very good- WAIT WHAT?!?!

Jeff: Lolololol and an Electron is your dick.

Lexi: Actually, Jeff, it's yours. *rape face*

Lara: *scoots away from Lexi* O_o

Teacher: *facepalm* Can you say something nice and be polite for one second?

Lexi: Nice. *smiles innocently*

Teacher: *rolls eyes* As I was saying, can anyone tell me what a proton is?

Everyone: ..........

EJ: *plays the jeopardy theme song*

DL: Aha.

Jeff: What is.... a professional and a wonton. Proton.

Lexi: *falls out of chair laughing*

Lara: *in a Chinese accent* You want wonton?

DL: No I want twoton.

EJ: I want egg roll!

Teacher: *super wtf face*

Lexi: *Takes out nail polish, (even though she hates it), in a Chinese accent* You want flowa? I give you flowa.

Teacher: Uh... I don't want a flower!

Lexi: Ohhh.... You want sparkle? I give you sparkle.

Teacher: I don't want sparkles I want you-

DL: To want me.

EJ: I need you

LJ: To need me.

Teacher: *slams fist on desk* That is it! I want a seven page paragraph essay on-

Lara: Why I'm so fucking hot?

LJ: Excuse me bitch I'm way more fab than you.

Lara: -_- *punches him* No I am!

Teacher: *facepalm* No on atoms, protons, neutrons, and electrons.

Jeff: Wait when is it due?

Teacher: Tomorrow

DL: What is tomorrow?

Teacher: Tuesday?

Toby: *twitch* And what is Tuesday?

Teacher: A day?

Lexi: And what is a day?

Teacher: Stop asking me these god damn questions and get to work! Or I'll tie you up-

Lara: 50 shades of grey style?

Teacher: Maybe...

Everyone: O_O *Runs for door*

Teacher: GET OVER HERE! *chases after them*

Jeff: I THINK SHE WANTS US TO GET IN THE VAN!!!!

Lexi: DON'T GO UNLESS SHE HAS CANDY!!!!!!!

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