-At Disney-
Everyone but Lexi and Lara: *run out of the car* YAY!!!!!!
Lexi: *slaps herself across the face* I need out of this fucking nightmare.
Lara: Well we can't right now. We have to kill that idiot-
Lexi: Idiom.
Lara: -_- Shut up Lexi.
Lexi: .........K.......
Both: *get out of car*
EJ: Mommy I want to go on It's a small world!!!!
Lexi:O_O
Lara: Uh....
Jeff: I WANT MY LOLLIPOP!!!!!
Lexi: *pushes Lara towards EJ* Here EJ, she wants to ride it with you.
Lara: WHAT?!?!?!
EJ: *Runs over to her, hugs her* Yay!!!!
Lara: -_-
Lexi: You'll be fine. I'll take Jeff and-
Masky: Mommy I want to ride Hoodie. *rape face*
Lara: Uh....How about you take Jeff, Masky, and Toby. I'll take LJ, Hoodie, and EJ.
Lexi: Fine. Deal. C'mon bastard- I mean kids, let's have fun.
Toby: Disney!!!! *Runs around in circles*
Lara: Oh and don't get drunk, alright? I won't if you won't.
Lexi: .................Um......Yeah...Okay....
Lara: *Walks away with the others*
Lexi: Okay you sons of bitches listen up, I'm going to go to Epcot and get wasted at Germany while you stay here.
Masky: I wanna get wasted.
Hoodie: I wanna get chocolate wasted!
Lexi: No you don't. And I'll give you each 50 dollars if you get the hell out of my face, got it?!
Jeff: Si.
Masky: Yeah!
Toby: Mhm.
Lexi: Okay... *hands them money* Now go and do whatever the hell you want!
Masky: YAY! I'm going to go masturbate!!!
Jeff: I'm going to get candy!!!
Toby: *twitch* Coffee!
The three of them: *runs off*
Lexi: Hasta la vista mother fuckers.
-Five Hours Later-
EJ: Again, again, again!!!!
Lara: EJ, we went on It's a small world 77 times already!
EJ: Again!!!! *runs through line*
Lara: Oh God...Nope, not happening. *drags EJ away*
EJ: NO, NO, NO!!!!! *cries*
Lara: Shut up or we'll never come here again!
EJ: *stays silent*
Hoodie: *sitting on one of the workers*
LJ: *running around in a princess outfit* I AM FABULOUS!!!!!
Lara: *facepalm* This explains why he is gay.....
EJ: ....Can I ride Peter Pan?
Lara: No.
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The Slender Academy
Horror're-editing..I do not have rights to Creepypasta just certain made up characters based of myself and others. Come and join the Creepypastas as they try to get through high school. I really suck at descriptions so..just read and you'll love it. It's...