Not in front of the children!!!

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-At Disney-

Everyone but Lexi and Lara: *run out of the car* YAY!!!!!!

Lexi: *slaps herself across the face* I need out of this fucking nightmare.

Lara: Well we can't right now. We have to kill that idiot-

Lexi: Idiom.

Lara: -_- Shut up Lexi.

Lexi: .........K.......

Both: *get out of car*

EJ: Mommy I want to go on It's a small world!!!!

Lexi:O_O

Lara: Uh....

Jeff: I WANT MY LOLLIPOP!!!!!

Lexi: *pushes Lara towards EJ* Here EJ, she wants to ride it with you.

Lara: WHAT?!?!?!

EJ: *Runs over to her, hugs her* Yay!!!!

Lara: -_-

Lexi: You'll be fine. I'll take Jeff and-

Masky: Mommy I want to ride Hoodie. *rape face*

Lara: Uh....How about you take Jeff, Masky, and Toby. I'll take LJ, Hoodie, and EJ.

Lexi: Fine. Deal. C'mon bastard- I mean kids, let's have fun.

Toby: Disney!!!! *Runs around in circles*

Lara: Oh and don't get drunk, alright? I won't if you won't.

Lexi: .................Um......Yeah...Okay....

Lara: *Walks away with the others*

Lexi: Okay you sons of bitches listen up, I'm going to go to Epcot and get wasted at Germany while you stay here.

Masky: I wanna get wasted.

Hoodie: I wanna get chocolate wasted!

Lexi: No you don't. And I'll give you each 50 dollars if you get the hell out of my face, got it?!

Jeff: Si.

Masky: Yeah!

Toby: Mhm.

Lexi: Okay... *hands them money* Now go and do whatever the hell you want!

Masky: YAY! I'm going to go masturbate!!!

Jeff: I'm going to get candy!!!

Toby: *twitch* Coffee!

The three of them: *runs off*

Lexi: Hasta la vista mother fuckers.

-Five Hours Later-

EJ: Again, again, again!!!!

Lara: EJ, we went on It's a small world 77 times already!

EJ: Again!!!! *runs through line*

Lara: Oh God...Nope, not happening. *drags EJ away*

EJ: NO, NO, NO!!!!! *cries*

Lara: Shut up or we'll never come here again!

EJ: *stays silent*

Hoodie: *sitting on one of the workers*

LJ: *running around in a princess outfit* I AM FABULOUS!!!!!

Lara: *facepalm* This explains why he is gay.....

EJ: ....Can I ride Peter Pan?

Lara: No.

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