-Chilling since it's the weekend-
Lexi: *is chasing Jeff around the room with a stick* I WILL MURDER MR. SNUFFLES!!!!
Jeff: *holding Mr. Snuffles Lion King Style* NOT MY BABY!!!! *runs away*
LJ: *is staring at Lara* Hey girl hey.
Lara: Ew. *slaps him*
Toby: AHAHAHA *twitch* HAHAHA.
EJ: *Walks in carrying a Christmas tree*
Jane: A tree? Wtf EJ.
EJ: It's almost Christmas, so, why not go ahead and get the tree.
Masky: Well, it is December after all.
Toby: *twitch* Yeah. How big is it? Will it even fit?
Lexi&Lara: That's what she said!
EJ: *facepalm*
LJ: No, he said-
Lexi: IT'S A JOKE YOU FUCKTARD!
LJ: Oh....
EJ: *sighs* To answer your question, it's 9ft-
Lara: *rape face*
Masky: I want to get in on some of that.
LJ: *drools*
Lexi: Meh. Jeff's is 12ft.
EJ: And yes it will- O_O
Jeff: *smirks* It's true.
Toby: O_o
Masky: Uh...
Lara: *facepalm* .....Lexi.....
Jane: Oh God. I do not need that image in my mind.
LJ: ....I do...
EJ: Erm...as I was saying, it will-
Lexi: *smirks*
EJ: SHUT UP YOU LIL PERV!!!!
Lexi: Lolololol XD
Masky: Well since it's Christmas time, why not go shopping?
Jane: LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO!!!
Toby: *twitch* I WANT A *twitch* WAFFLE MAKER!!!!
LJ: I WANT THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND!!!
Everyone: O_o
Jeff: Where the fuck did that come from?
Lara: Idk...LJ you're not getting a Queen.
LJ: Lexi is technically one.
Lexi: Technically...
Lara: Shut up. You're not getting one.
LJ: :(
EJ: Well Then...lets go!
-13 Stores and 15,678 gifts later...-
Lexi&Lara: *jumping on the cart and riding Inside it like little kids*
Masky: *is in the games section looking for stuff for DL and BEN*
Jeff: *is looking at band merch for Lexi*
Lexi: Vroom!
Lara: Dude wtf.
Lexi: I'm a little kid in the inside okay?!
Lara: Ok...
Jane: *comes running down the aisle* I FOUND A BARBIE DREAM HOUSE!!!!
Lexi: *facepalm* Oh God...Lara, you deal with her, I'll go look for something for Jeff. *Walks away*
Lara: *crosses arms* You bitch... *sees Brendon Urie* OMFG MY HUSBAND!!! *tackles him*
Brendon: Um...Hi...
Lara: I'm your new wife now.
Brendon: Um...Okay...Well...here's my number *hands it to her, walks away*
Lara: O_O *screams*
Jeff: *looks around the corner, sees that Lexi is gone, walks over with band merch in hand, drops it in cart*
Jane: Damn Jeff, P!ATD, MCR, and PTV overload.
Jeff: Shut up, it's for Lexi. Besides, Lara, come with me, I'm looking for a ring for her.
Lara: Awww. Bitch, I'm not paying.
Jeff: I know, now come-
Lexi: *screams, Runs down aisle holding Frozen stuff* THEY HAVE A FROZEN LIGHTSABER, FROZEN COOKIES, FROZEN EVERYTHING! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!
Jeff, Jane, &Lara: *facepalm*
EJ: *from five aisles down, yells* THEY HAVE A KIDNEY REMOVER KIT!!!! YAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!
Lexi&EJ: *fangirls*
Toby: OMG A WAFFLE MAKER!!!! *tackles it, twitches*
LJ: *is wearing princess underwear* THEY HAVE BOXERS WITH PRINCESSES ON THEM!!! XD
Lexi,EJ,Toby, & LJ: *fangirls*
Jeff,Lara,Masky,&Jane: -_- You guys suck.
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The Slender Academy
Horreur're-editing..I do not have rights to Creepypasta just certain made up characters based of myself and others. Come and join the Creepypastas as they try to get through high school. I really suck at descriptions so..just read and you'll love it. It's...
