GET OUT OF MEH KITCHEN!!!!!

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-In Slendy's office-

Slendy: So erm...you tried to rape Dean?

Lara: We didn't try, we did.

Lexi: I enjoyed it.

Slendy: O_o you two sicken me.

Lexi: *pulls out a bottle of Stella Artois and takes a sip* (Its a type of Belgian beer) That's what we do best.

Slendy: No alcohol on school grounds. Hand it over.

Lexi: LOL nope. *Takes another sip*

Lara: She won't give it up, so don't even try.

Slendy: *sighs* I should suspend you both for violating a teacher and drinking alcohol while on school grounds!

Lexi: *shrugs*

Lara: Like we fucking care bro.

Slendy: Good point....Well... just detention-....You know what, just get out of my office.

Lexi&Lara: Cool. *walk out*

-In The Cafeteria-

Azalea: I'm starving.

Jeff: Me too. But I don't want this shit.

EJ: Can anyone cook?

Hoodie: Nope.

Azalea: Aha no.

Toby: *twitch* I can only make waffles.

Lara: Yeah I can cook, how do you like your cereal?

LJ: Shaken, not stirred.

Lexi: This isn't Casino Royale you bitch!

LJ: :(

Jeff: Lexi can cook.

Lexi: Fuck...Why did you say it?

Azalea: Feed us. Now.

Lexi: -_-

Lara: Plz.

Lexi: -_-

Masky: I'm dying from starvation!

Lexi: Ugh, fine. *walks over towards the kitchen* Fucking assholes..

-Five minutes later-

Azalea: Dude how long does it take to make something?!?!

Lexi: *sharpening knives* I have to prep first, idiot!

Lara: Idiom!

Jeff: Not that again..

Azalea: Hey can I grab a beer from their fridge or no?

Lexi: *doesn't pay attention, still sharpening knives*

Toby: *twitch* Just take it.

EJ: I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Lara: Shut up EJ.

Azalea: *opens up fridge*

Lexi: *turns around* Wtf are you doing?!

Azalea: Uh.. Just getting a beer..

Lexi: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!

Azalea: *backs away slowly* Um..Why.

Jeff: O_o

Lexi: Out.

Azalea: But why?

Lexi: *grabs a wooden spoon, chases her with it* SPANKY TIME!!!!

Lara&Toby: *laugh uncontrollably*

Azalea: DUDE WTF!!!! *runs away*

Lexi: GET OUT OF MEH KITCHEN!!! AND STAY OUT TIL I'M DONE!!!

Jeff: Damn...

Lexi: Finally. *continues to sharpen knives*

Azalea: *comes back with a damn flip flop* Hey Lexi, know what this is? *waves it in the air*

Masky: Wtf?

Lexi: *looks up* Oh shit. Please, not Latin style.

Azalea: *throws it at Lexi*

Lexi: *Barley dodges it* AHAHAHAHA YOU MISSED!!! AHAHA-

Azalea: *throws the second one without her noticing, this time harder*

Lexi: Ah! *gets hit in the face and collapses to the floor*

Lara: That came out of no where!

Lexi: *laying on the floor dazed*

Azalea: Now that is the power of Latins.

Lexi: *still lying there dazed*

Jeff: O_o

EJ: Um..

Azalea: Anyone else? Who's next?

Everyone: *backs away slowly*

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