-In Slendy's office-
Slendy: So erm...you tried to rape Dean?
Lara: We didn't try, we did.
Lexi: I enjoyed it.
Slendy: O_o you two sicken me.
Lexi: *pulls out a bottle of Stella Artois and takes a sip* (Its a type of Belgian beer) That's what we do best.
Slendy: No alcohol on school grounds. Hand it over.
Lexi: LOL nope. *Takes another sip*
Lara: She won't give it up, so don't even try.
Slendy: *sighs* I should suspend you both for violating a teacher and drinking alcohol while on school grounds!
Lexi: *shrugs*
Lara: Like we fucking care bro.
Slendy: Good point....Well... just detention-....You know what, just get out of my office.
Lexi&Lara: Cool. *walk out*
-In The Cafeteria-
Azalea: I'm starving.
Jeff: Me too. But I don't want this shit.
EJ: Can anyone cook?
Hoodie: Nope.
Azalea: Aha no.
Toby: *twitch* I can only make waffles.
Lara: Yeah I can cook, how do you like your cereal?
LJ: Shaken, not stirred.
Lexi: This isn't Casino Royale you bitch!
LJ: :(
Jeff: Lexi can cook.
Lexi: Fuck...Why did you say it?
Azalea: Feed us. Now.
Lexi: -_-
Lara: Plz.
Lexi: -_-
Masky: I'm dying from starvation!
Lexi: Ugh, fine. *walks over towards the kitchen* Fucking assholes..
-Five minutes later-
Azalea: Dude how long does it take to make something?!?!
Lexi: *sharpening knives* I have to prep first, idiot!
Lara: Idiom!
Jeff: Not that again..
Azalea: Hey can I grab a beer from their fridge or no?
Lexi: *doesn't pay attention, still sharpening knives*
Toby: *twitch* Just take it.
EJ: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Lara: Shut up EJ.
Azalea: *opens up fridge*
Lexi: *turns around* Wtf are you doing?!
Azalea: Uh.. Just getting a beer..
Lexi: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!
Azalea: *backs away slowly* Um..Why.
Jeff: O_o
Lexi: Out.
Azalea: But why?
Lexi: *grabs a wooden spoon, chases her with it* SPANKY TIME!!!!
Lara&Toby: *laugh uncontrollably*
Azalea: DUDE WTF!!!! *runs away*
Lexi: GET OUT OF MEH KITCHEN!!! AND STAY OUT TIL I'M DONE!!!
Jeff: Damn...
Lexi: Finally. *continues to sharpen knives*
Azalea: *comes back with a damn flip flop* Hey Lexi, know what this is? *waves it in the air*
Masky: Wtf?
Lexi: *looks up* Oh shit. Please, not Latin style.
Azalea: *throws it at Lexi*
Lexi: *Barley dodges it* AHAHAHAHA YOU MISSED!!! AHAHA-
Azalea: *throws the second one without her noticing, this time harder*
Lexi: Ah! *gets hit in the face and collapses to the floor*
Lara: That came out of no where!
Lexi: *laying on the floor dazed*
Azalea: Now that is the power of Latins.
Lexi: *still lying there dazed*
Jeff: O_o
EJ: Um..
Azalea: Anyone else? Who's next?
Everyone: *backs away slowly*
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The Slender Academy
Horror're-editing..I do not have rights to Creepypasta just certain made up characters based of myself and others. Come and join the Creepypastas as they try to get through high school. I really suck at descriptions so..just read and you'll love it. It's...