Prinxiety Oneshots

Roman Overreacting

Virgil whimpered a little.

"What happened?" Roman asked, looking up at him from his notebook full of video ideas.

"It's nothing. Don't worry about it, Ro," Virgil said, sitting next to him on the spinny chair Roman put there. Virgil comes into his room a lot and helps him come up with ideas.

"Who hurt you?"

"Please, just let it go," Virgil groaned.

"I promise I won't get mad. Just tell me who hurt you."

"I stubbed my toe on the corner-" Virgil started.

"What corner?!?!" Roman asked, now standing, with his sword out.

"Oh my god," Virgil muttered and facepalmed. "Roman, I'm fine." 

(104 words. I should do school now, but I don't want to.) 

Logan: Do I have to remind you how important knowledge is? 

Me: NO! You did that last time I didn't want to do school. I don't need to hear it again. 

Logan: Good. Now go do your schoolwork. 

Me: Okay, Mom. What next? Are you going to give me a curfew and bedtime? 

Logan: The optimal amount of sleep is important-

Me: I was kidding. Logan, stop. 

Virgil: Lo, leave the girl alone. 

Me: Thank you, Virge. 

Virgil: Anytime, Mace. No one want's to sit through Logan's lectures. 

Patton: Now, Kiddos, Logan's lectures might be long, but they are also informative. 

Me: Should I eat a cookie for breakfast? 

(My Girlfriend be like: Mason no- ) 

Logan: I suggest not. It is very unhelthy. *starts ranting about eating properly.* 

Patton: Cookies are good, Kiddo, but you shouldn't eat them for breakfast. 

Me: But I want cookie. 

Remus: pst, Mace. 

Me: Yeah? 

Remus: I'll give you a cookie if you come gambling with me. 

Me: I told you I'm too young. 

Roman: Remus! Stop trying to get the child to gamble with you! 

Remus: I DO WHAT I WANT! 

Virgil: Remus, no.

*Roman[+Virgil] and Remus arguing * 

*Logan still ranting* 

*Patton doesn't know what to do* 

Me: *looks into camera, like in the office* 

(327 words.)