Virgil's Height Problem

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Just A FamILY Group Chat

Virgil: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss on the lips. What should I do?

Max (Manipulation Compromise): Punch him in the stomach. When he doubles over, kiss him.

Isabella (Impulse): Tackle him.

Liz (Irrationality): Dump him.

Dakota (Gaslighting): Kick him in the shin.

Roman: NO TO ALL OF THOSE.

Roman: Just ask me to lean down. 

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