Virgil came running into the living room. "OH MY GOD! Remus has one of my knives."
Logan put his book down, "we need to find him and get it back," he said.
"Make sure he doesn't hurt anyone or himself!" Patton said standing up.
"Is no one going to question why Virgil owns a knife?" Roman asked.
"Correction, he owns knives, which he keeps organized in a weapons closet." Logan corrected.
"Oh, okay."
"I wanna know how the fuck he got into my room!" Virgil said.
"Lauanguge!" Patton said.
"What a minute, WEAPON CLOSET!" Roman said.
"Yes, that is what I said. Were you not paying attention?" Logan said.
Roman rolled his eyes and turned back to Virgil, "why do you have a weapon closet?" he asked him.
Virgil shrugged, "Why would I not have one?"
"Virgil, that's-that's- that's not-" Roman sputtered.
"Did you forget that Remus has a knife?" Patton intervened.
"Right."
(153 words.)
Virgil: Remus really needs to stay out of my weapon closet.
Remus: Not going to happen.
Virgil: How do you keep getting into my room, anyway?
Remus: A magician never reveals their secret, Virgin.
Virgil: Don't call me that.
Remus: Why? Did you and my brother-
Virgil: OH MY GOD! SHUT UP!
Remus: Is that a yes?
Virgil: OH MY GOD STOP!
Remus: Whatever. Bottom.
Virgil: Shut! Up!
(222 words.)
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FanfictionPrinxiety oneshots Sorry for the bad grammar and spelling mistakes. They get better after part 2. You can send requests. I might not do it, though. (the cover art is mine) I have a second Prinxiety oneshots book. If you enjoy/enjoyed this you shou...
