Roman and Virgil Sing 'Uptown Funk'

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"THIS HIT, THAT ICE COLD MICHELLE PFEIFFER, THAY WHITE GOLD THIS ONE, FOR THEM HOOD GIRLS THEM GOOD GIRLS, STRAIGHT MASTERPIECES STYLIN', WILDIN' LIVIN' IT UP IN THE CITY GOT CHUCKS ON WITH SAINT LAURENT GOTTA KISS MYSELF, I'M SO PRETTY! I'M TOO HOT," Roman sang, dancing around, then stopped to point to Virgil, smiling.

Virgil sighed, and in a monotone voice said, "Hot damn."

Roman smiled winder "CALL THE POLICE AND A FIREMAN!" He danced around again. "I'M TOO HOT!" He pointed to Virgil, still dancing.

"Hot damn," Virgil said, still in a monotone voice.

"MAKE A DRAGON WANNA RETIRE, MAN I'M TOO HOT!"

"Hot damn, hot damn."

"BITCH, SAY MY NAME, YOU KNOW WHO I AM I'M TOO HOT!"

"Hot damn." 

(123 words. I don't know what this is, lol. I hope it was still a good read.) 

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