He's Late

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The sides were going to go to a carnival, they planned to leave at noon, but someone was late. 

"Virgil's late," Patton said, looking at his watch.

"How? I called him at 8 this morning telling him it was 11," Roman said.

"I printed a fake schedule for him saying we were leaving at 9 instead of noon," Logan said, looking at his schedule.

"Remus and I set all his watches and clocks to PM instead of AM," Janus said, Remus nodded.

"Oh. We may have overdone it," Roman said.

Virgil came running in, "WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT?!?!" His hoodie was crooked, he didn't have on his eyeshadow, and one of his shoelaces was untied.

"It's 12:20," Logan said, looking at the time. Roman straightened Virgil's hoodie. 

(128 words.) 

Patton: Hey, M? 

Me: Yeah, Patton? 

Patton: You never actually told us your name. 

Me: Oh yeah. Remus poped up distracting me. 

Patton: Sooo... can we know your name now? 

Me: Sure. Get everyone here, so I don't have to say it twice, and so no one just pops up. 

Patton: Okie. 

*after everyone else shows up* 

Virgil: Why are we here? 

Janus: I would like to know that, asssss well. 

Patton: *jumping excitedly* We get to find out M's name! 

Remus: 'Bout time Bitch. 

Roman: I know, she's known our name for so long. 

Me: *eye roll* 

Logan: If that is the reason we are here, then what is your name? 

Me: Oh, yeah. My name is Mason. 

Patton: *overly excited Patton noises* 

(254 words. Aye, now you guys know my name. Btw my pronouns are she/they.) 

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