Roman Doesn't Know How to Pronounce 'Lasagna' (Idk)

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"I'm not taking advice from you! You pronounce the 'g' in 'lasagna'," Virgil said.

"That's not how it's pronounced?"

"No. Who told it was?"

"Remus, when we were like 5," Roman shrugged.

"Don't listen to your brother," Virgil said, shaking his head.

Impulse and Guilt walked into the room. "If I cut off your leg and swing it at your head, would I be hitting you or kicking you?" Isabella (Impulse) asked.

"You'll most likely mentally scare me more than anything," Quinn (Guilt) said.

"That does sound mentally scarring," Virgil said. After a minute, he started talking again, "It would be considered hitting if you're using your arms to weld the leg. If the leg was still on the body, or you were using your legs to swing it would be kicking." 

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