"Are you mad?"

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"Are you mad?" Roman asked Virgil.

"No," Virgil answered.

"So sharpening knives at 2 am is just a hobby?" Roman questioned, raising his eyebrow.

"I can't let the weapons in my weapons closet get dull," Virgil said, making excuses.

"Virgil, you can tell me if you are upset."

Liz (Irrationality) appeared. "A bitch cut his headphone wire," she said.

"What?" Roman asked.

"I was going for a walk in the imagination, someone came up to me, and cut my headphone wire," Virgil explained as he continued to sharpen a knife.

"You should find them and stab them," Liz said, grabbing one of the knives.

"Noo," Roman said, taking the knives away from the two.

"Lame," Liz said, then disappeared. 

"Virgil, sleep." 

"Roman, no," Virgil said.  

(125 words.) 

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