Logan Has Had Enough

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"If 'this is why mom doesn't fucking love you', and 'more like hurricane tortilla', then how is 'this is the dollar store, how good can it be'?" Virgil asked.

"'Damn Daniel'?" Roman said.

"Wrong," Virgil said. "The correct answer is, 'it's Wednesday my dudes'."

"Oh, yeah," Roman said. "I forgot to carry the 'I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets', and-"

Logan slammed his hand on the table. "What is wrong with the two of you!" he said, losing his mind.

"Respect the drip, Karen!" Virgil and Roman said simultaneously.

Logan screamed in frustration, storming out of the room. 

(100 words.) 

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