"...to hire someone..."

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"When I'm murdered, make sure my case is unsolved," Virgil said.

"What? Why?" Roman asked.

"I want to be on BuzzFeed unsolved."

"Can we go back to the bit where he said, 'when I'm murdered'," Logan said.

"Don't worry about it, Logan. A lot of people get murdered," Virgil said, rolling his eyes. "I definitely didn't hire someone to hire someone to hire someone to hire someone to hire someone to hire someone to hire someone to hire someone to hire someone to hire a hitman."

"What?" 

(87 words.) 

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