"Which one of you is the more responsible one?"
"Well," Virgil started. "Roman once stuck his hand in the toaster because he wanted his toast that second."
"Virgil once ate ice cream with a knife because he didn't want to acknowledge it was his turn to wash the dishes," Roman said.
"Roman almost burned the kitchen down trying to bake."
"Virgil almost burned the kitchen down trying to cook."
"Roman will go hours thinking about ideas without eating, drinking, or using the bathroom."
"Virgil barely sleeps or eats."
"Roman once bit into a potato, thinking it was a pair."
"Virgil once walked into a glass sliding door, thinking it was open."
The two kept going back and forth like this, saying different things the other had done.
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