Brendon why?- an emo group chat au

Mr. Doctor Man and Little Bastard

Eyeliner boy: HAPPY FRIDAY FUCKERS

Jacket slut: Today is the day

My whore george: please stop chanting "giant worms" Bren

Jacket slut: everyone remember the plan?

Jishwa: The worms will stay in my locker till you text me it's time

Billie hoe: Me and Ryan will distract Mr. Leith while you and Pete leave to help the others get the worms

Forehead: wait, who's all coming?

Jacket slut: uh, everyone?

Mikeyway: no

Eyeliner boy: yes

Forehead: you are a part of the worm children so you must come with us

mom: no thanks, I'd rather not

Raymondo: how about just the ones who hid the worms and started this chaos go

Vegan boy: yes, what Ray said

gremlin: sounds good to me

Jacket slut: see you all later

Jacket slut: IT IS TIME

My whore george: that's our cue Billie

Billie hoe: let's do this

Jishwa: just left class with Ty

Eyeliner boy: I'll be there in a minute

gremlin: just give me a sec, I gotta grab something

Ty: oh my god Frank

gremlin: I HAVE RETRIEVED THE MIKEY

Mikeyway: LET GO OF ME YOU GREMLIN BITCH

gremlin: no can do

My whore george: we've got Mr. Leith distracted

Daloon: I just saw Frank dragging Mikey down the hall

Daloon: it looks like he hates life

Mikeyway: because I do

Jacket slut: quit being so dramatic

Jishwa: we're at my locker

Forehead: Hey Pete

Eyeliner boy: Hey Brendon

Ty: is everyone here?

Jacket slut: I think we're just missing Frankie and Mikes

gremlin: just give us a sec

Eyeliner boy: release my boyfriend Frank

gremlin: fine

Jacket slut: get off the ground

Mikeyway: no

Ty: don't make me give you the boot

Mikeyway: okay, okay, I'll get up

Forehead: let's fucking do this

In real life-

After grabbing the worms they started heading to Mr. Leiths room. "Do you think he'll like them?" Ty looked at his friends. "Yeah, I think he will. I mean he still has all the other worms in his room." They got to the door and Gerard took a breath before opening the door. "And that's why I hate- are those fucking giant worms?" "Language-" "Shut up Jennifer." They brought the worms into the room, grinning as their teacher walked over to them. "Happy birthday Mr. Leith!" They handed him the worms, "How did you know?" He looked down at the worms in his arms, still a bit shocked. "You're not exactly quiet when you're on the phone-" Billie spoke up from his seat. "Thank you, I love them."

Back to the chat cause the author doesn't know how to continue from there-

My whore george: that was amazing, the whole class went silent

Jishwa: it was, but now we've got to get back to class

gremlin: yeah, mr. bitchface will give us detention if we don't get back soon

Mikeyway: I'd rather not get another detention

Eyeliner boy: but babeeeee

Mikeyway: no, I'll see you later Pete

Jacket slut: oH MY GOD HE NAMED THEM

Forehead: HBHGHJKJBVHJKNBV

Billie hoe: "Meet Mr. Doctor Man and Little Bastard, they are a part of the room and will live on the back shelf."

mom: oh god

My whore george: Now there's regular worms everywhere along with the two giant ones. What next, worm folders, pencils, bags

Daloon: better stop before you jinx it

Ty: yeah, I'd rather not see all of that

Fro man: watch everyone start calling him Mr. Worm

Eyeliner boy: MR. WORM

Jacket slut: I CAN'T

My whore george: BREATH GODDAMNIT GERARD

gremlin: babe, do I need to come back?

Jacket slut: nO I'M FINEEE

gremlin: are you sure?

Jacket slut: yes

Billie hoe: I'ma call him Mr. Worm

mom: Billie no, do not call him Mr. Worm

Eyeliner boy: do it

mom: don't encourage him

Forehead: fucking do it billie

Billie hoe: bet

My whore george: Frank you might need to come get your boyfriend

Jacket slut: I SAID I'M FINE

gremlin: sure you are, be there soon