Brendon why?- an emo group chat au

Good afternoon...

Vegan boy: yesterday was...interesting to say the least

Forehead: it was great, I hope we go on more field trips

Billie hoe: yeah, that was fun

mom: you all were surprisingly better behaved than I was expecting you to be

Eyeliner boy: thanks?

Red bitch: I don't know if that was an insult or a compliment

My whore george: probably both

Eyeliner boy: ^^^

Dj spooky jim: chaos aside, I had a fun time

Daloon: same, I had never been there before so I thought it was pretty cool

Forehead: how the fuck have you not been there before yesterday?

Daloon: we've only lived here for like 3 years

Forehead: still

Daloon: busy, we never really had time and it was kinda expensive

Billie hoe: become a weed dealer, you'll make a lot of money

mom: do NOT do that

Daloon: thanks for the offer Billie but I'm good

Forehead: speaking of weed, who wants to skip and smoke weed on the roof again

Eyeliner boy: ME

Unicorn: Pete nO

Frnak: sure

Billie hoe: hell yeah

Forehead: then let's goooo

Unicorn: don't die

My whore george: I'll go again and make sure they don't die

Unicorn: okay, I'll come get Pete if he gets too out of hand

Sir joseph: I bet you're gonna get caught again

Billie hoe: probably

Forehead: but that's not gonna stop us

Raymondo: you're all a bunch of idiots

My whore george: how the fuck did we get away with that

Billie hoe: idk, magic?

Forehead: i have no idea

Eyeliner boy: just in time for Mr. Leith's class to

Red bitch: I think Mr. Leith is running a little behind today, he's not in the room yet

My whore george: cool, so he won't know we're late

mom: I am still concerned about you all

Raymondo: I'm concerned about what I just saw

Forehead: you saw nothing

Sir joseph: I just saw you run into a wall

Dj spooky jim: and proceed to almost do it again

Forehead: sHUT UP

Unicorn: get your ass to class Peter

Eyeliner boy: but I wanted to talk you youuuu

Unicorn: we can talk later or in pms

Forehead: shit Mr. Smith is gonna kill me

Daloon: Just say you were in the bathroom or something

Eyeliner boy: BITCH

mom: you good Pete?

Unicorn: Mr. Clancy threw a book at him

Sir joseph: "How many times must I say, get back to class Wentz, you can flirt with your boyfriend later!"

Eyeliner boy: he didn't need to throw a book at me

mom: why can't any of the teachers here be normal

Billie hoe: I'd say Mr. Smith and Ms. Jackson are pretty normal

Dj spooky jim: Mr. Smith is only normal during school

Vegan boy: yep, outside of school he's pretty chaotic

Frnak: how do you know this?

Dj spooky jim: he's helping me with my drumming

Vegan boy: he's actually a pretty good drummer

Frnak: wait, isn't he the music teacher?

Daloon: yeah, well one of them

My whore george: you're talking about Spencer right?

Dj spooky jim: yeah! he's a pretty cool dude

My whore george: he is! Me, Bren and him used to hang out a lot before he became a teacher

Raymondo: why were you hanging out with a 20 something year old?

My whore george: he's only like 19 maybe 20

Frnak: yet he's a teacher?

My whore george: he's insanely smart so-

mom: Brendon no

Forehead: how did you know what I was thinking?

Red bitch: okay this is interesting but like MR. LEITH

Eyeliner boy: "Good afternoon this is shark reporting from the Atlantic ocean-"

My whore george: NOT AGAIN GERARD

Billie hoe: it's not only Gerard this time, the whole class is dying

Eyeliner boy: Mr. Leith looks dead

My whore george: "Shut the fuck up I'm tired after yesterday, open your books to page 328"

Eyeliner boy: the whole class just went almost completely quiet

Red bitch: dude did you not see his face? he's not in the mood to mess around today

Forehead: ANYWAYS

Forehead: back to Spencer

mom: Brendon I said no

Forehead: you can't control me

Forehead added Spence to the chat