A/N: I thought I posted this chapter but I didn't so you guys will get two updates today ^^;
gremlin: probably gonna fail my math test
tiny emo: same
mom: maybe if you studied then you wouldn't fail
tiny emo: you should know I don't study
Jacket slut: yeah, you do dirty things with my baby brother instead
Mikeyway: stfu gerard we do study
Jacket slut: yeah, cause hearing you moan and practically yell "Fuckfuckfuck, Pete harder~!" is you guys studying
Mikeyway: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP
Jacket slut: "Pete, fuck please-ahh~!"
Mikeyway: STOPPPP
Raymondo: time to go bleach my eyes
Vegan boy: ^^^
gremlin: Mikey's face is bright red omg
Tree man: I regret my decisions to check the chat, talk to you all later
Forehead: rip Dallon
gremlin: Mikey just smacked his head on the desk
Mikeyway: I was hoping to concuss myself
tiny emo: babeeee nooo
My whore george: the fuck is going on?
Raymondo: Gerard embarrassing Mikey with things none of us needed to know
My whore george: alrighty then
Ty: is it safe to look at the chat yet? Dallon said it wasn't safe
mom: yes it's safe and if Gerard tries to make it unsafe again I will personally end him
Jacket slut: but I was having fun :(
Jishwa: I'm tempted to scroll up and see what was going on but at the same time I don't want to know
Vegan boy: but it's better if you don't
Forehead: but it's better if you do
gremlin: no, do not encourage the innocent beans to read that
Jishwa: we're not that innocent?
gremlin: shhhhh, yes you are
My whore george: so I may have gotten detention
mom: oh god, what did you do?
My whore george: I kicked Mr. Johnson in the dick
mom: RYAN
Forehead: WOOO GOOD JOB BABE
Jacket slut: HELL YEAH RYAN
mom: R Y A N
My whore george: in my defense he was being homophobic and when I said "I'll kick you in the dick if you say that again" he told me I was too much of a coward to do it
My whore george: so of course I had to prove him wrong
Billie hoe: I got it on video
Forehead: s e n d i t
Billie hoe: one video attached
gremlin: that's amazing
Forehead: beautiful
Raymondo: I swear, me and patrick are the only sane ones in this group
Billie hoe: guys I have a question
Billie hoe: is cheez-its one word?
tiny emo: no
gremlin: yes
tiny emo: but it's hyphenated so it's two words
gremlin: it's one fucking word
Jacket slut: I'm gonna have to side with Pete on this one
gremlin: bETRAYAL
Billie hoe: what have I done-
gremlin: MR. LEITH
worm fucker: you guys are lucky I'm on break, what do you want Frank
gremlin: IS CHEEZ-ITS ONE WORD
worm fucker: no, it's hyphenated. Cheez dash its
tiny emo: HA, I TOLD YOU SO
Mikeyway: omg pete was right for once
tiny emo: heyyyyy
gremlin: BUT WHAT ABOUT KIM KARDASHIAN
mom: ...
gremlin: IT'S KIM KAR*DASH*IAN
gremlin: THEREFORE IT'S HYPHENATED
mr. pirate: what the fuck
My whore george: are you high Frank?
gremlin: no
gremlin: i'm not the high
Mikeyway: something tells me he is
gremlin: how can I be high when I'm only like 5'1
Jacket slut: Billie
Billie hoe: I swear I did not give him weed
Jacket slut: Brendon
Forehead: yee?
Jacket slut: did you give him weed
Forehead: no but we did smoke some outside together during gym
mom: why am I not surprised
Tree man: I mean, this is Brendon and Frank we're talking about
mom: true
Forehead: ayyyyy Dallons back
My whore george: just in time to witness me smacking you with a book
Forehead: noooo D:
worm fucker: you guys concern me sometimes
Jacket slut: how? You're just as weird as us
worm fucker: I mean, sometimes
mom: sometimes? I'd say all the time
A/N: I totally didn't forget about the teachers being in the chat...and I also totally didn't write this at 2am

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Brendon why?- an emo group chat au
FanfictionJust another emo group chat au with all your favorite boys. Includes the ships Ryden, Frerard, Petekey, Joshler and maybe a few more. This will most likely be a chaotic mess.