Cheez-its

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A/N: I thought I posted this chapter but I didn't so you guys will get two updates today ^^;

gremlin: probably gonna fail my math test

tiny emo: same

mom: maybe if you studied then you wouldn't fail

tiny emo: you should know I don't study

Jacket slut: yeah, you do dirty things with my baby brother instead

Mikeyway: stfu gerard we do study

Jacket slut: yeah, cause hearing you moan and practically yell "Fuckfuckfuck, Pete harder~!" is you guys studying

Mikeyway: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP

Jacket slut: "Pete, fuck please-ahh~!"

Mikeyway: STOPPPP

Raymondo: time to go bleach my eyes

Vegan boy: ^^^

gremlin: Mikey's face is bright red omg

Tree man: I regret my decisions to check the chat, talk to you all later

Forehead: rip Dallon

gremlin: Mikey just smacked his head on the desk

Mikeyway: I was hoping to concuss myself

tiny emo: babeeee nooo

My whore george: the fuck is going on?

Raymondo: Gerard embarrassing Mikey with things none of us needed to know

My whore george: alrighty then

Ty: is it safe to look at the chat yet? Dallon said it wasn't safe

mom: yes it's safe and if Gerard tries to make it unsafe again I will personally end him

Jacket slut: but I was having fun :(

Jishwa: I'm tempted to scroll up and see what was going on but at the same time I don't want to know

Vegan boy: but it's better if you don't

Forehead: but it's better if you do

gremlin: no, do not encourage the innocent beans to read that

Jishwa: we're not that innocent?

gremlin: shhhhh, yes you are

My whore george: so I may have gotten detention

mom: oh god, what did you do?

My whore george: I kicked Mr. Johnson in the dick

mom: RYAN

Forehead: WOOO GOOD JOB BABE

Jacket slut: HELL YEAH RYAN

mom: R Y A N

My whore george: in my defense he was being homophobic and when I said "I'll kick you in the dick if you say that again" he told me I was too much of a coward to do it

My whore george: so of course I had to prove him wrong

Billie hoe: I got it on video

Forehead: s e n d i t

Billie hoe: one video attached

gremlin: that's amazing

Forehead: beautiful

Raymondo: I swear, me and patrick are the only sane ones in this group


Billie hoe: guys I have a question

Billie hoe: is cheez-its one word?

tiny emo: no

gremlin: yes

tiny emo: but it's hyphenated so it's two words

gremlin: it's one fucking word

Jacket slut: I'm gonna have to side with Pete on this one

gremlin: bETRAYAL

Billie hoe: what have I done-

gremlin: MR. LEITH

worm fucker: you guys are lucky I'm on break, what do you want Frank

gremlin: IS CHEEZ-ITS ONE WORD

worm fucker: no, it's hyphenated. Cheez dash its

tiny emo: HA, I TOLD YOU SO

Mikeyway: omg pete was right for once

tiny emo: heyyyyy

gremlin: BUT WHAT ABOUT KIM KARDASHIAN

mom: ...

gremlin: IT'S KIM KAR*DASH*IAN

gremlin: THEREFORE IT'S HYPHENATED

mr. pirate: what the fuck

My whore george: are you high Frank?

gremlin: no

gremlin: i'm not the high

Mikeyway: something tells me he is

gremlin: how can I be high when I'm only like 5'1

Jacket slut: Billie

Billie hoe: I swear I did not give him weed

Jacket slut: Brendon

Forehead: yee?

Jacket slut: did you give him weed

Forehead: no but we did smoke some outside together during gym

mom: why am I not surprised

Tree man: I mean, this is Brendon and Frank we're talking about

mom: true

Forehead: ayyyyy Dallons back

My whore george: just in time to witness me smacking you with a book

Forehead: noooo D:

worm fucker: you guys concern me sometimes

Jacket slut: how? You're just as weird as us

worm fucker: I mean, sometimes

mom: sometimes? I'd say all the time

A/N: I totally didn't forget about the teachers being in the chat...and I also totally didn't write this at 2am

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