Brendon why?- an emo group chat au

Tiny emo

Forehead: IT'S SATURDAYYYYYY

Vegan boy: we're aware Brendon

My whore george: sorry, I let him have starbucks

mom: oh lord

Eyeliner boy: aye, we just got starbucks

Mikeyway: and now Gee is also hyperactive

Jacket slut: FUCK YEAH I AM

gremlin: don't worry, he's supervised

Daloon: at least it wasn't before school this time

gremlin: that's true, I'd rather not have a repeat of the Cameron incident

Jacket slut: I didn't hit him though

Eyeliner boy: you almost did

Jacket slut: shut up you tiny emo

Eyeliner boy: eXCUSE ME I AM NOT TINY

Forehead changed Eyeliner boys name to tiny emo

tiny emo: BRENDONNNN

Forehead: SORRY, I COULDN'T HELP IT

My whore george: HBGHJKLKJHJK

Vegan boy: it's only 10am, can't you all just chill?

Jacket slut: no

gremlin: no, we're at my house unsupervised cause Liam went to the store

mom: oh no

tiny emo: oh yes

mom: please keep them alive Mikey

Mikeyway: I can keep my idiot alive, not too sure about the other two

Jacket slut: we'll be fineeee

Daloon: we'll see

gremlin: we survived!

mom: good

Jacket slut: told ya we'd be fine

Forehead: anyone wanna come hang out?

Billie hoe: fuck yeah

Jishwa: sure

Ty: ^^^

tiny emo: yeah!

Jacket slut: sure why not, bet Liam would like some peace and quiet

gremlin: yeah, he probably would

Mikeyway: I think I'm just gonna go home

Jacket slut: you okay?

Mikeyway: yeah, I'm just really tired

Jacket slut: okay...

Mikeyway: I'm fine Gee

tiny emo: you sure you're okay babe?

Mikeyway: yes

My whore george: if you come here there will be no smoking of weed in the house

Billie hoe: fine

Forehead: never said anything about the backyard

My whore george: I will lock you out of the house

tiny emo: okay, so no smoking weed today

Jishwa: Mario Kart tournament?

gremlin: FUCK YEAH

Forehead: YES

Jacket slut: BRING IT ON

Ty: I could make the bracket chart

Raymondo: please don't throw anyone this time Gerard

Jacket slut: I won't, Ryan's here to supervise us

My whore george: I will keep him from throwing anyone

My whore george: or at least I will try

tiny emo: I just realized we only have like 3 weeks of school left

gremlin: fuck yeah

My whore george: holy shit, the school year has gone by fast

Jacket slut: wait, what the fuck

Jacket slut: we're gonna be SENIORS

Forehead: holy shit

mom: I'm surprised you all made it this far

gremlin: I would've dropped out but Liam really wants me to graduate

Billie hoe: I mean, I cheated on most of my tests so

mom: of course you did

Raymondo: so we're all going to be seniors?

tiny emo: yeah?

Vegan boy: I thought Mikey was a sophomore

Mikeyway: I skipped a year :P

Jacket slut: he's insanely smart yet also stupid

My whore george: same though

Fro man: I knew about Mikey but I thought Tyler and Josh were sophomores

Ty: I skipped a year

Jishwa: I started a year early

tiny emo: damn

Daloon: so everyone in this group is either smart or stupid

gremlin: shut up tree man

Jacket slut: you're not wrong but there was no need to call us out like that

Forehead changed Daloons name to Tree man

Mikeyway: there are a few who are both

Jacket slut: like you

Mikeyway: stfu