Brendon why?- an emo group chat au

What's a normal teacher?

Spence: Brendon wtf

Forehead: welcome to hell, you cannot escape

My whore george: hey Spence!

Spencer: hey Ry!

Dj spooky jim: hi Spencer, I'm Josh!

Spence: oh hey Josh, still good for practice tonight?

Dj spooky jim: yep

Daloon: you added Mr. Smith?

Forehead: hell yeah I did

Red bitch: fuck yeah, hi Mr. Smith!

Spence: hi Gerard

Red bitch: how'd you know it was me?

Spence: red bitch, red hair, it was kinda obvious

Frnak: yo Gee can I stay at your guys place for a bit?

Red bitch: ofc

Frnak: oh, hey Mr. Smith

Spence: hey Frank

Billie hoe: I think Mr. Leith's asleep

My whore george: yeah, he hasn't moved in a while

Eyeliner boy: let's just let him sleep

My whore george: GERARD

mom: oh lord, what did he do?

My whore george: he fucking leaped out of his desk and threw a book at Bob

Red bitch: bitch was gonna wake up Mr. Leith

Raymondo: that doesn't mean you should throw a book at him

Spence: I'm technically not suppose to encourage you but good job

Red bitch: thank you, next time I will throw it harder

Spence: use a hardcover book

Forehead: yes, hardcovers hurt more

mom: MR. SMITH YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ENCOURAGE HIM

Spence: BOB'S A LITTLE BITCH SO IDC

Billie hoe: I like him, can we keep him?

Forehead: yes

mom: no

Eyeliner boy: but mommmmm

mom: no

My whore george: GERARD STOP IT

Red bitch: NO

My whore george: DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE

Red bitch: TRY ME BITCH

Eyeliner boy: might want to rethink that statement Gee

Red bitch: OKAY, OKAY I'LL STOP

Spence: y'all are chaotic

Daloon: no offense but so are you

Spence: I know

Vegan boy: aren't you supposed to be teaching a class?

Spence: nope, it's my planning period

Vegan boy: then aren't you supposed to be planning?

Spence: does it look like I ever have anything planned out

Fro man: not really

Eyeliner boy: HE'S ALIVE

Fro man: you just saw me 10 minutes ago?

Sir joseph: you haven't talked in the chat for a while

Fro man: I forgot to unmute it

Daloon: welcome back it's just as chaotic as ever

Fro man: I can tell

Billie hoe: yo, Mr. Smith

Billie hoe: can I call you Spencer?

Spence: yeah, just not during class

Billie hoe: alright cool

Frnak: so now we have 3 teachers in the chat

Forehead: yep

Frnak: okay, off topic but Mikey fell asleep in class

Frnak: one image attached

Eyeliner boy: oh my godddddd

Eyeliner boy: precious baby

Red bitch: okay, I'll admit that's adorable

Red bitch: if anyone wakes him up I'm coming over there to smack them

Eyeliner boy: ^^^

Sir joseph: I convinced Mr. Clancy to let him sleep the rest of class

Red bitch: okay, good job

Sir joseph: I shall protect him from bitches like David who just tried to wake him up

Frnak: that's nice but Josh please control your boyfriend

Dj spooky jim: Tyler, put the book down

My whore george: don't pull a Gerard

Red bitch: pull a me

mom: please don't

Spence: I'm sure I could talk Clancy out of giving you a detention

mom: Mr. Smith PLEASE don't encourage him

Sir joseph: I did not throw the book but I smacked him with it

Dj spooky jim: now put the book down

Sir joseph: okay

Fro man: I didn't think Tyler could be so violent

Sir joseph: well someone's gotta protect the sleeping baby

Frnak: Mr. Clancy isn't even mad?

Dj spooky jim: "Tyler, I understand why but you still can't just smack someone with a book. I'll give you a warning this time, but if you do it again I'll have to give you a detention, okay?"

mom: we really need some normal teachers