Brendon why?- an emo group chat au

Parent Problems

Breadbin: it's almost christmas break bitches

GayWay: just another 2 days

Frnk: can I stay at your guys again?

GayWay: of course

Moikey: wonderful

Wentzville: be nice babe

GayWay: I'm gonna punch your mom next time I see her

Frnk: please don't

mom: for once I agree with Frank

GayWay: but you're mom's a fucking bitch

Ryro: what?

Frnk: my mom goes on a lot of work trips for weeks at a time

mom: Frank...

Frnk: it's fine

Breadbin: it will be fine when I SMACK HER IN THE FACE

Ryro: BRENDNOB NO

Breadbin: BRENDNOB

Breadbin: who the FUCK is BRENDNOB?!

Ryro: I DIDN'T MEAN TO

Wentzville changed Breadbin's name to Brendnob

Brendnob: REEEEEEE

Ryro: I'm fucking crying

GayWay: you could say you're

Frnk: babe

Frnk: no

GayWay: cryan?

Ryro: OH MY GOD

Brendnob changed Ryro's name to cryan ross

cryan ross: thanks Bren

Brendnob: back to what I was saying

Brendnob: I'M GONNA SMACK THAT BITCH

Frnk: it's ok, really Bren

Vegan boy: why are you smacking Frank's mom?

GayWay: cause she's a bitch

Wentzville: I know where he lives

Frnk: PETE

Fro man: I'm still confused

Vegan boy: same

Frnk: I barely see my mom cause she's always going on work trips and when she is around she's always busy or drinking.

Vegan boy: I'm not one for violence but I'll join you Brendon

Brendnob: sweet

Tyjo: me too, I don't like violence but she deserves it

mom: how long has this been happening?

Frnk: idk...since my dad died

Moikey: that's 6 years Frank

Frnk: it's ok, I have you guys

GayWay: IT'S NOT OKAY

Brendnob: who's all going with me?

Vegan boy: me

Tyjo: I'll come

Wentzville: let's go

mom: no

Frnk: my mom's not even home, she won't be till at least the 29th

Brendnob: MARK YOUR CALENDARS GUYS

Jish: CHANGING TOPICS

Frnk: THANK YOU

Jish: My family is having another christmas party and you're all invited

Wentzville: FUCK YEA

Ryro: do you know what day?

Jish: 26th

GayWay: do we have to dress up?

Jish: no?

Jish: just wear some christmas clothes

Tyjo: I'm wearing the same sweater as last year

Jish: sick

Wentzville: WE SHOULD WEAR MATCHING SHIRTS MIKEY

Moikey: no

Wentzville: but babeeeeee

Moikey: no

Wentzville: pleaseeeeeee

Moikey: no

GayWay: FRANK WE'RE WEARING THE SWEATERS FROM LAST YEAR

Frnk: YES

Moikey: those ones you guys made for eachother?

GayWay: yes

Brendnob: cute

Brendnob: why can't we be like them Ry?

cryan ross: because I hate wearing christmas sweaters

Wentzville: MIKEYYYYYYY

Moikey: FiNe

Wentzville: :D

Moikey: I'll push you out the window

GayWay: you complain about Frank being over when Pete's over just as much

Moikey: we don't fuck every night

GayWay: NEITHER DO WE

Frnk: you sure about that?

GayWay: F R A N K

Frnk: I'M KIDDING

Fro man: hey Josh, can I bring cookies?

Jish: yeah

Brendnob: WE SHOULD ALL BRING COOKIES

Wentzville: YES

Wentzville: CAN WE JOSH?

Jish: I don't care

cryan ross: I'll bring sugar cookies

Tyjo: did you learn how to make them from scratch?

cryan ross: no, I'm to lazy so I'm buying premade dough