Brendon why?- an emo group chat au

Brendon breaks Josh

Forehead: what do you call a cake baked by a prostitute?

mom: brendon no-

Eyeliner boy: idk what

Forehead: hoe made

Eyeliner boy: HKJHGGHLKJH

My whore george: OH MY GOD

My whore george: EVEN MR. LEITH IS LAUGHING

Red bitch: "uh...sir? Why are you laughing so damn hard?"

My whore george: "SILENCE JENNIFER-"

Frnak: that's amazing

Vegan boy: we were supposed to be doing a lab and now half of our group's dying

Eyeliner boy: I CAN'T BREATHE OMG

Dj spooky jim: ^^^

mom: both of you please breathe

Sir joseph: you broke my bf

Forehead: sorry Ty

Unicorn: goddamnit Brendon, I got detention because of you

Eyeliner boy: because you were laughing?

Unicorn: yes, and the fact that Mrs. fuckface made me read it o u t l o u d

Red bitch: want me to come smack her with a chair?

Frnak: NO

Unicorn: I mean, I won't tell you to but I also won't stop you

Red bitch: she's gonna get smacked

Frnak: NO, BAD GEE

Unicorn: I could just skip detention

Daloon: but she'd add more days?

Spence: not if I mark him as present

Unicorn: hell yeah

Spence: just walk in here after school for a second, I'll mark you as present and then you can leave

Unicorn: thank you Mr. Smith!

Vegan boy: Josh, please we need to finish this lab

Dj spooky jim: I'm trying

Sir joseph: take a deep breath in and slowly let it out

Sir joseph: I SAID SLOWLY

Fro man: what in the world was that

Dj spooky jim: WHAT THE HECK

Dj spooky jim: I SOUNDED LIKE A DEFLATING BALLOON

Eyeliner boy: HKJCFGJNBV

Vegan boy: I am concerned

mom: I am very concerned

Billie hoe: yo, mr. dickless took my phone last period

Billie hoe: what did I miss?

My whore george: not much, just Brendon being Brendon

Forehead: go back and read it

Billie hoe: OH MY GOD

Billie hoe: THAT WAS GREAT

Forehead: IKR

mom: y'all are crackheads

Red bitch: yep

Eyeliner boy: hell yeah we are

Unicorn: good luck with highlighter boy Mr. Smith

Spence: he's not that bad

Daloon: uh, did you forget what he did on the field trip?

Spence: no

Dj spooky jim: that wasn't that bad

Vegan boy: I think picking someone up and throwing them in an empty touch exhibit is pretty bad

Daloon: wait you saw that?

Vegan boy: yeah

Forehead: you should add Awsten to the chat

mom: NO ABSOLUTELY NOT

Daloon: it's already chaotic enough in this chat

Unicorn: anyways I'm going over to Pete's

Red bitch: okay, I can drop you guys off

Eyeliner boy: hell yeah