Brendon why?- an emo group chat au

My whore george

Brendnob changed cryan ross's name to My whore george

My whore george: BRENDON BOYD URIE

Brendnob: GEORGE RYAN ROSS THE THIRD

Moikey: what a pleasant way to wake up on new years eve

Firetruck: shut up unicorn

Wentzville changed Moikey's name to Unicorn

Unicorn: I hate you

Wentzville: love you too

Tyjo: well this is interesting

Firetruck: ok, but why is Ryan's name now my whore george?

Brendnob: because he's my whore george

My whore george: call me George one more time and I'll kick you in the dick

Brendnob: you wouldn't

My whore george: oh yes I would

Frnak: do it ryan

mom: what did we say about encouraging violence?

Frnak: to do it nicely?

mom: TO NOT DO IT AT ALL

Unicorn: Pete, Frank, prepare to spend new years with the Ways

Firetruck: so mom said yes then?

Unicorn: yep

Frnak: let me ask Liam since my mom would probably say no

Raymondo: your mom probably hates half of us

Firetruck: that would be correct

Vegan boy: you know this because?

Firetruck: you don't want to know

Vegan boy: ok then

Fro man: she probably caught them fucking or something

Firetruck: actually no

Frnak: she walked in on us half naked making out

Fro man: so I was close

Unicorn: what did Liam say?

Frnak: "I don't care, just don't die."

Firetruck: sweet

Wentzville: this is going to be chaotic

mom: since when are you guys not chaotic?

Tyjo: only when they're sleeping are they calm

Firetruck: how would you know?

Tyjo: most people are calm when they're asleep?

Wentzville: he got ya there

Firetruck: dammit

Brendnob: hey George

My whore george: BRENDON

Brendnob: OW

Tyjo: oof

Frnak: did he kick you in the dick?

Brendnob: no, I moved and he kicked my shin

Jish: rip Bren's shin

Tyjo: it will be remembered

Jish: gone but never forgotten

Unicorn: Gerard choked on his coffee

Frnak: Liam had glanced over my shoulder and did the same

Frnak: Bren, he says he hopes your shins ok

Brendnob: it's kinda ok, tell him I said thanks

Firetruck: I like Liam

Frnak: and he likes you

Firetruck: hell yeah

Raymondo: poor Liam, he hasn't seen Gerard's true self yet

Firetruck: he saw me leap over their couch before proceeding to smack into a wall

Raymondo: I retract my statement

Frnak: he also saw Gee shove an entire hotdog in his mouth

mom: oh lordy jesus Gerard

Firetruck: excuse me but you dared me to do it

Frnak: and that was a bad idea

Unicorn: he sent me a snap of him and Liam seeing who could fit more marshmallows in their mouth

Frnak: oh yeah, that was a thing

Firetruck: and I won

Brendnob: that's because you have a big ass mouth

Firetruck: so do you

Brendnob: sure do

Raymondo: ok but like, I feel bad for the Way parents

Raymondo: having to deal with Pete and Frank on top of their children

Wentzville: excuse me they like me

Unicorn: only because you act sane around them

Wentzville: you didn't need to call me out like that-

Firetruck: GEORGE

My whore george: THE FUCK YOU WANT GERARD

Firetruck: just making sure you were still alive

My whore george: I may be alive but you won't be for much longer

Frnak: please don't kill my bf

Brendnob: yeah, that's not a nice thing to do George

My whore george: I WILL MURDER YOU

Raymondo: George no

My whore george: OH MY GOD NOT YOU TOO

Unicorn: calm down George

My whore george: I

My whore george: HATE

My whore george: EVERY

My whore george: SINGLE

My whore george: ONE

My whore george: OF

My whore george: YOU

Tyjo: mom, george is being mean

My whore george: OH MY FUCKING GOD

mom: leave him alone

Wentzville: but it's fun to torture george

My whore george: it's fun to end people that are being asshats

Brendnob: no, bad george

My whore george: call me that again and I'm breaking up with you

Brendnob: nooooOOOOO, darling I'm sorry

Brendnob: please don't

My whore george: then quit it