Brendon why?- an emo group chat au

Dallon almost runs over someone

Breadbitch: wakey wakey eggs and bakey

Vegan boy: I'm vegan

Breadbitch: wakey wakey vegetables and sadness

tiny emo: hgbfhsjdkjsdhjfd

Cheese whiz: and now you've broken Pete

Breadbitch: I regret nothing

Jacket slut: two days of school left

gremlin: hell yeah

Ty: don't forget we're going to Taco Bell after school Jish

Jishwa: of course

Billie hoe: sup fuckers

Highlighter: DALLON ALMOST HIT A DUDE

Tree man: no it was not Cameron

Highlighter: IT WAS FUCKING SCARY, I SPILLED COFFEE EVERYWHERE

Trick: oh my god

Tree man: in my defense dude looked high as fuck

Trick: that doesn't make it any better

Raymondo: I mean, it wasn't Cameron so

Trick: You're supposed to be on my side

Ty: looks like you and Andy are the only ones that can keep us alive now

Fro man: so it went from Pat, Andy, Ray, Dallon and Tyler keeping us all alive at the beginning of the year to just Pat and Andy

Jacket slut: Poor Pat and Andy

tiny emo: where the hell is my boyfriend?

Mikeyway: ignoring your dumbasses

tiny emo: bitch

Breadbitch: excuse me I am the only bitch allowed here

gremlin: can I come harass you guys during english?

Cheese whiz: yes, do it

Jacket slut: I'm sure Mr. Leith would love to see you

gremlin: fuck yeah

gremlin: sUP FUCKERS

Cheese whiz: hey Frank

Jacket slut: HEY BABE

tiny emo: Mr. Leith really gave no fucks when you kicked the door open

Billie hoe: he didn't even flinch

Raymondo: but is that really surprising at this point?

tiny emo: not really

Cheese whiz: he really just "hey Frank, if you're gonna be here for a while at least sit down"

Jacket slut: that does not mean sit on my desk

gremlin: why nottttt

Jacket slut: for once in my life I want to pay attention

Mikeyway: time to get the holy water and exorcize the demon that possessed Gerard

Jishwa: w h a t

Jishwa: I feel like this was a bad time to check the chat

Ty: let's just go back to class and hope everyones alive when we come back

Jishwa: but I kinda want to see what happens

tiny emo: are you okay Gee?

Jacket slut: why are you all so dramatic

Jacket slut: the only reason I'm paying attention is because he's going on a tangent about how weird british accents are instead of actually teaching us

Cheese whiz: it's pretty entertaining

gremlin: fine, I'll sit in the desk next to you

Jacket slut: thank you now I can see the confusing ass chart he made about the pronunciation difference of certain words

Trick: do I even want to know why

Cheese whiz: this all started because of Shakespeare

Trick: what does Shakespeare have to do with british accents

Billie hoe: I have no idea but it's fun

tiny emo: "This old people talk sounds fancy. It reminds me of british people, cause their accent makes them sound fancy or at least fancier-"

Cheese whiz: that was you Billie, before he started on this tangent

Billie hoe: oops

Jacket slut: he's talking about how weird british accents are yet he's got a slight accent himself

gremlin: I never noticed till you pointed it out

Breadbitch: what kind of accent?

tiny emo: I don't fucking know man. It sounds like a mix of several different ones

Tree man: from what I've heard it seems to be at least slightly Canadian

Mikeyway: so he's Canadian?

tiny emo: maybe?

Jacket slut: possibly?

Cheese whiz: "Ayo Mr. Leith where were you born?"

tiny emo: "Canada, why?"

Cheese whiz: "You've been talking about british accents and how weird they are but you also have an accent."

tiny emo: "Yeah, don't ask me what it is though cause I don't know"

Jacket slut: so even he doesn't know

Breadbitch: maybe it's one that doesn't exist and he just talks weird

Cheese whiz: you talk weird

Breadbitch: rude

gremlin: he's right though

Breadbitch: again rude

Highlighter: I agree with Ryan and Frank

Highlighter: but I also wanna know why he's even teaching anything. Tomorrows the last day of school

Jacket slut: we gave up questioning Mr. Leith a long time ago

Highlighter: fair enough

Billie hoe: you should know we don't question Mr. Leith

tiny emo: he's still new

Highlighter: I'm not that new

Cheese whiz: you are the newest though

Highlighter:...fair

Breadbitch: don't worry he will learn in time