Brendon why?- an emo group chat au

The Aquarium

Red bitch: it's weird having a teachers phone number

Dj spooky jim: yeah, it feels kinda wrong

Eyeliner boy: you know what this means

mom: pete nO

Eyeliner boy: pete yES

Eyeliner boy added Remington to the chat

mom: pete why?

Eyeliner boy: why not?

Red bitch: HI MR. LEITH

Remington: Hey Gerard

Frnak: I have already forgotten which bus we're supposed to get on

Unicorn: 2

Frnak: thnks

Raymondo: did you guys really add Mr. Leith to the chat

Eyeliner boy: yes

Forehead: hell yeah

Red bitch: it was bound to happen at some point

Remington: aw, do you guys really like me that much?

Eyeliner boy: fuck yeah

My whore george: well yeah, you're the best teacher in this hell hole

Billie hoe: sup y'all ready to cause chaos later

Billie hoe: MR. LEITH

Billie hoe: HI

Remington: HELLO

Forehead: so you added Mr. Leith...

Forehead: WHY NOT ADD THE OTHER ONE?

mom: NO

mom: DO NOT

Billie hoe added Emerson to the chat

Billie hoe: oop, too late

Emerson: sup worm children

Billie hoe: hi pirate man

Remington changed Emerson's name to pirate man

pirate man changed Remington's name to worm fucker

worm fucker: e x c u s e m e b i t c h

pirate man: w h a t

worm fucker: i d o n o t f u c k t h e w o r m s

pirate man: i d i d n t m e a n i t l i t e r a l l y

Billie hoe: this is great

Forehead: we should add more chaperones

Raymondo: NO

mom: ABSOLUTELY NOT

Daloon: Mr. Smith threatened to smack us with drumsticks if we added him so no thanks

Frnak: why drumsticks?