Eyeliner boy: Mr. PIRATE IS BACK FOR ANOTHER DAY
Red bitch: "Seb doesn't trust me alone with Rem so you're stuck with me for another day. Same as yesterday, just read a book or something."
Forehead: who tf is Seb?
My whore george: apparently their older brother
mom: oh god not another one
Sir joseph: what's his last name?
Eyeliner boy: idk, he didn't say
Red bitch: I'ma ask
Frnak: gee bb, no
Red bitch: but frankieeeeee
Frnak: don't be rude babe
Billie hoe: watch me-
mom: BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG DO NOT
My whore george: "Mr. Pirate, why are your last names different?"
Eyeliner: he just shrugged and said, "We use our middle names."
My whore george: "Why?"
Eyeliner boy: "We don't like our last name."
My whore george: "Why not?"
Eyeliner boy: "We just don't"
Red bitch: be careful Billie, he didn't sound so happy
Billie hoe: uh oh, he looks upset
Billie hoe: I feel bad now
Raymondo: should've listened to Patrick
Sir joseph: I can come give him the boot
Billie hoe: honestly I deserve it
Dj spooky jim: Mr. Smith will kill you if you just up and leave
Sir joseph: alright, after school then
Vegan boy: what's with the boot thing?
Raymondo: I'm still not fully sure
Eyeliner boy: he started doing it when we cursed
Forehead: in front of small children
Vegan boy: good job Tyler
Sir joseph: gotta protect the little kids
Billie hoe: HOLY SHIT
Billie hoe: HE KICKS H A R D
Eyeliner boy: IKR?
Billie hoe: I mean, I deserved it but oH MY GOD
Sir joseph: maybe this will remind you not to push things
Red bitch: note to self, don't be too stupid or you'll be kicked
Sir joseph: you can still be stupid, just don't be rude stupid
Frnak: good to know
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Brendon why?- an emo group chat au
FanfictionJust another emo group chat au with all your favorite boys. Includes the ships Ryden, Frerard, Petekey, Joshler and maybe a few more. This will most likely be a chaotic mess.
