Breadbitch: HAHAHA FUCK YOU MR. JOHNSON
Cheese whiz: YOU CAN'T KEEP KICKING HIM IN THE DICK BREN
Cheese whiz: YOU'LL GET SUSPENDED
gremlin: kick him in the shin
Cheese whiz: NOT HELPING FRANK
Jacket slut: eh, he'll probably just get detention again like I did
Cheese whiz: Gerard
Jacket slut: yes?
Cheese whiz: how many times have you kicked him in the dick
Jacket slut: oh, I haven't kicked him in the dick. I've kicked a different teacher
Mikeyway: why are you having this conversation in the middle of first period?
Jacket slut: cause why not?
Tree man: cause some of us are trying to pay attention in class
tiny emo: well sorry not all of us actually care about our grades
Trick: I am concerned
Raymondo: ^^^
Highlighter: one video attached
Trick: B r e n d o n
Breadbitch: yes mother?
Trick: stop kicking teachers in the dick
Breadbitch: but they deserve it
Trick: doesn't mean you should do it
Highlighter: and he just got detention for the rest of this school year
Breadbitch: which is what? Like a week maybe a bit longer
Cheese whiz: yeah
Highlighter: wait what holy shit
Billie hoe: two weeks have already gone by wth
Jacket slut: I'm not ready to be a senior
Mikeyway: ^^^
tiny emo: that means we won't have Mr. Leith as a teacher anymore :(
Cheese whiz: not if we take a different class he teaches
Billie hoe: FUCK YEAH
Jacket slut: let's do it
Cheese whiz: yes
Trick: leave the poor man alone
Jacket slut: nah, he loves us
Cheese whiz: yeah
Breadbitch: y'know if I didn't hate english with every fiber of my physical being I would take one of his classes
Highlighter: physical being? What other being could you have?
Ty: spiritual being
Breadbitch: my first thought was that I didn't have a soul
Breadbitch: but then I realized that is not the same thing
Jishwa: I mean, it kinda depends on how you look at it
gremlin: I am too stupid for this
Jacket slut: we're aware
gremlin: r u d e
Trick: why can't you all be normal for more than 5 minutes
tiny emo: because we're not normal pat
Billie hoe: we're a bunch of gay, emo teens who started a worm cult
Billie hoe: what else did you expect
gremlin: only a couple more days till my mom leaves
Jacket slut: fuck yeah
tiny emo: and there's only like a week of school left
Breadbitch: so I'm skipping detention the whole week
Cheese whiz: I mean they can't really do anything about it at this point
Trick: normally I wouldn't recommend it but it's the last week of school so I really don't give a fuck anymore
tiny emo: OH MY GOD
tiny emo: PATRICK CURSED
Vegan boy: this isn't the first time he's cursed
tiny emo: SO? IT'S NOT NORMAL
Tree man: why is Pete screaming?
Vegan boy: Patrick cursed
Fro man: Mikey, please come get your boyfriend before the teacher kills him
Mikeyway: I'll be there in a minute
Jishwa: well this is one way to start off the last week of school
Ty: yeah
A/N: Yes, I will be writing several chapters about their summer break and it will be just as chaotic. Also should I add Remdy to this story?
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Brendon why?- an emo group chat au
FanfictionJust another emo group chat au with all your favorite boys. Includes the ships Ryden, Frerard, Petekey, Joshler and maybe a few more. This will most likely be a chaotic mess.
