Brendon why?- an emo group chat au

The sleepover

gremlin: okay, everyone who's coming tonight be at my house by 6

Billie hoe: It's still good if Mike and Tre come too right?

gremlin: fuck yeah

Breadbitch: I already forgot your address

Cheese whiz: I have it

Breadbitch: thank fuck you have the braincells

Jacket slut: that's implying you ever get the braincells

Breadbitch: I do on very rare occasions

tiny emo: I doubt that

Breadbitch: like you ever have any either

tiny emo: never said I did

Cheese whiz: we get it, you're both dumb

Ty: can you send the address again? It got lost in my messages

gremlin: yeah

Highlighter: guysssssss

Highlighter: this is gonna be my first sleepover

Breadbitch: WHAT

Jacket slut: how the fUCK

Highlighter: Geoff and Otto were never allowed to have sleepovers so this is the first one I've ever been to

tiny emo: this means we have to go all out

Mikeyway: no alcohol then

gremlin: there wasn't gonna be any alcohol anyways

gremlin: Liam bought everything for us with the promise we wouldn't drink

tiny emo: as long as we have kettle corn I'm good with that

Jishwa: good to know because I promised my mom there was going to be no alcohol

Billie hoe: are we allowed to get high?

gremlin: yeah, just no drinking

Trick: don't know if I should be relieved or concerned

Tree man: both

Trick: just don't die okay?

Mikeyway: with how everything went last time, no promises

tiny emo: if it helps I promise not to almost burn down the house

Jacket slut: Liam will be there to watch us

Breadbitch: so we'll be fineeeee

Vegan boy: I'll keep them alive

Highlighter: I'll try to help keep them alive

Tree man: No offense but you'll probably join the chaos before that

Mikeyway: you're probably not wrong about that

Highlighter: I feel attacked

Raymondo: on second thought I might come by later to make sure no one dies