Unicorn: NOPE, YOU ARE NOT DRIVING
Firetruck: but mikeyyyyy
Unicorn: no
Frnak: I have to agree with Mikey
Unicorn: Pete can you drive?
Eyeliner boy: yep, give me the keys you red bitch
Firetruck: e x c u s e me?
Forehead changed Firetruck's name to Red bitch
Red bitch: rUDE
Eyeliner boy: gIVE ME THE KEYS
Red bitch: FINE
mom: oh lordy jesus
Vegan boy: don't run Cameron over
Eyeliner boy: I won't, unlike someone I can drive
Red bitch: I CAN DRIVE
Frnak: yeah, when you aren't on a caffeine high
My whore george: Brendon's just plain high rn
mom: again?
Forehead: yee
Sir joseph: I'm guessing Billie gave you weed
Forehead: yee
Frnak: BILLIE HOE
Bj: WHAT
Frnak: WE SAID NOT TO GIVE HIM WEED AT 7 IN THE MORNING
Bj: HE WOULDN'T SHUT UP
Forehead changed Bj's name to Billie hoe
Forehead: hehe hoe
My whore george: next time just smack him
Forehead: DO NOT SMACK ME
Sir joseph: I can give him the boot next time
Dj spooky jim: Tyler nO
Daloon: apparently Mr. Leith has a sub today
Red bitch: w h a t
Eyeliner boy: for once I'm sad about having a sub
My whore george: same
mom: the sub seems nice, I stopped by his room to drop off some papers
Billie hoe: was he young or old?
mom: I'd say young, probably around Mr. Leiths age
Red bitch: sweet
Eyeliner boy: so we'll most likely have a chill sub
Billie hoe: fuck yeah
My whore george: IT'S THE PIRATE GUY
Red bitch: HELL YEAH
Eyeliner boy: he's wearing the same fucking outfit he wore last time we saw him
Red bitch: "Aye, I'm Mr. Barrett and I'll be your sub today because Rem's sick. I don't know what the fuck you're supposed to be doing so just read a book or something."
Forehead: I want a sub like that
Billie hoe: I called him Mr. pirate and he didn't care
Eyeliner boy: "Ay, Mr. Pirate, I'ma be back in a minute-"
Billie hoe: "Cool, don't die."
mom: oh god, he's just like Mr. Leith
Dj spooky jim: I mean, aren't they brothers?
My whore george: yeah
Sir joseph: but they have different last names?
Daloon: divorced parents?
Red bitch: we could ask
mom: do not, you can't just ask someone that!
Eyeliner boy: but I wanna knowwwww
Raymondo: Pete no
My whore george: he's currently just spinning around in Mr. Leith's chair
My whore george: oop, nvm he fell off
Daloon: is he ok?
Red bitch: yeah, he's fine
Eyeliner boy: pfft, "ow my ass, that was not a good idea."
Forehead: keep him
Sir joseph: yes, keep him
mom: that's not how subs work
My whore george: BILLE- OMFG
Billie hoe: "hi I'm billie hoe your local weed dealer-"
mom: B I L L I E
Red bitch: "Well, Billie, it's nice to know your name but please sit down and don't sell weed in class. Save that for afterschool-"
Raymondo: yep, definitely just like Mr. Leith
Forehead: as I said before
Forehead: keep him
My whore george: that's not really how it works but ok
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Brendon why?- an emo group chat au
FanfictionJust another emo group chat au with all your favorite boys. Includes the ships Ryden, Frerard, Petekey, Joshler and maybe a few more. This will most likely be a chaotic mess.
