Brendon why?- an emo group chat au

Chaperones

Eyeliner boy: just a few more minutes and we'll get to know who's in what group

Frnak: rad

Forehead: hell yeah

Unicorn: we pretty much already know the groups it's just finding out who our chaperones are

mom: I sincerely hope you don't have Mr. Leith

Red bitch: I really hope we do

My whore george: y'know how awesome that would be?

Frnak: the amount of chaos we could cause

Raymondo: yeah, I'm with Pat on this one

Billie hoe: If we get Mr. Johnson I'm gonna sue

Unicorn: or you could just ask to have a different chaperone?

Billie hoe: but that's no fun

mom: we've got Mrs. Jackson as our chaperone

For man: :D

Vegan boi: I'm cool with that

Daloon: we got Mr. Smith

Red bitch: WE GOT MR. LEITH

Eyeliner boy: FUCK YEAH

Raymondo: oh no

Red bitch: and you're in our group Mikes

Unicorn: motherfucker

My whore george: this is great

Billie hoe: UGHHHHH WE GOT MR. JOHNSON

Frnak: rip Billie

Sir joseph: Mr. Johnson isn't that bad

Billie hoe: he's a homophobic dick

Sir joseph: I stand corrected

Red bitch: he was my art teacher for like a few weeks

Unicorn: yeah, until you dumped a container of paint on him and kicked him in the dick

Raymondo: G e r a r d A r t h u r W a y

Red bitch: he was being rude and homophobic

Billie hoe: good job Gee

My whore george: just ask Mr. Leith if you can change your chaperone

Eyeliner: OMFG BILLIE THAT WAS GREAT

My whore george: "Yo, Mr. Leith can we have a different chaperone that's not a homophobic asshat?"

Red bitch: "don't worry, he's going to be out Wednesday through Friday so you'll have a sub"

My whore george: "Cool, you know who?"

Red bitch: "Yes but I'm not telling you"

Billie hoe: I don't care who it is honestly

Billie hoe: anyone's better than Mr. asshat dickface

mom: with all the dumb shit you all do how'd they even let you go on this field trip?

Forehead: idk