Brendon why?- an emo group chat au

Weed coffee

Eyeliner boy: mikey

Eyeliner boy: mikey

Eyeliner boy: mikey

Eyeliner boy: MiKeY

Eyeliner boy: MIKEYYYYY

Unicorn: w h a t

Eyeliner boy: I love you

Unicorn: I love you too

Forehead: awwww

Red bitch: cute but gross

My whore george: oh hush, you and Frank are the same way

Frnak: true

Raymondo: why did you feel the need to text this at 2 in the morning

Eyeliner boy: because I felt like it

Fro man: you could've done it in pms?

Eyeliner boy: I meant to but I clicked the wrong chat

Unicorn: dumbass

Eyeliner boy: your dumbass

Unicorn: yep, unfortunately

Eyeliner boy: hEY

Forehead: Ry, babe, are you okay

My whore george: yEP

Forehead: are you sure?

My whore george: yes, I feel off the bed not off a cliff

Spence: go the fuck to sleep, you have school later

Frnak: since when did you care?

Spence: since my phone started going off every five seconds at 2:15 in the morning

Red bitch: you can't get on us when you're also awake

Spence: the only reason I'm awake is because of y'all

Raymondo: I agree with Mr. Smith

Raymondo: go the fuck to sleep

mom: why were you all up at 2 in the morning?

Fro man: Pete decided everyone needed to know that he loves Mikey

Eyeliner boy: it was an accident! I meant to pm him

mom: okay, that's kinda cute

Eyeliner boy: :D

Daloon: I woke up with like 30 messages wtf

Red bitch: blame Peter

Red bitch: anyways, get y'alls asses out of bed or no coffee

Frnak: can we get Starbucks?

Red bitch: ofc

Billie hoe: who needs Starbucks when you can have weed coffee

Forehead: that's a thing?

Billie hoe: I don't know, I just mix some weed in my coffee sometimes

My whore george: Brendon, I know what you're thinking

Forehead: okay?

My whore george: do not

Frnak: honestly doesn't sound bad

Red bitch: not this early in the morning babe

mom: none of you are putting weed in your coffee, understand?

Forehead: yes mother

Billie hoe: too late

mom: I'm not surprised

Spence: hm, I've never put weed in my coffee

Spence: I'll have to try that sometime

Billie hoe: It's really good, gets you awake and high at the same time!

mom: please don't come to school high

Spence: I'm not that stupid

Daloon: are you sure about that?

Vegan boy: gotta agree with Dallon

Spence: there was no need to call me out like that

Forehead: are Mr. Leith and Mr. Pirate still here?

worm fucker: yes, I've just had the chat muted

mr. pirate: ^^^

Eyeliner boy: but wHY?

worm fucker: incase you forgot I am a t e a c h e r

worm fucker: I can't have my phone going off in class every 5 seconds

mr. pirate: I've just been busy and have had a few important meetings, can't have my phone going off then

mom: so you can put worms on a string everywhere and it's fine but you have to mute the group chat?

worm fucker: correct

Raymondo: yeah, cause that makes sense