Brendon why?- an emo group chat au

Tree man

Wentzville: Did anyone do the science hw?

Dj spooky jim: yeah

Brendnob: nope

My whore george: depends, which teacher?

Wentzville: Ms. Jackson

My whore george: can't help ya there, I have Mr. Clancy

Dj spooky jim: i'll pm you the answers

Wentzville: thank you josh

Dj spooky jim: no problem, I'll send them to you too Bren

Brendnob: thank you!

mom: you guys should actually do the homework

Wentzville: why do the homework when I can cuddle with my bf instead

Unicorn: we spend an hour doing homework before that yet you still don't get it done

Wentzville: admiring you is more important than hw

Frnak: aw, he's blushing

Unicorn: stfu Frank

Frnak: one image attached

Unicron: FRANK IERO I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

Wentzville: aw, baby you're cute

Unicorn: SHUSH

Firetruck: MIKEY HAS EMOTIONS?!

Unicorn: I WILL NOT HESITATE TO COME TO YOUR CLASSROOM AND DECAPITATE YOU

Firetruck: RUDE

mom: Mikey don't decapitate Gerard, Gerard leave your brother alone

Wentzville: guys I have the cutest background ever now

Wentzville: one image attached

Unicorn: P E T E

My whore george: awwwwww look at that smile

Bandito: smiley boy

Unicorn: I will murder all of you

Brendnob: moving on before someone's killed

Brendnob: remember that tall guy?

Vegan boy: the one you ran into?

Brendnob: correct

Firetruck: what about him?

Brendnob: he sits next to me in math and we started talking

Brendnob: he's actually a pretty cool dude

My whore george: add him

Frnak: add the tree man

Brendnob added Dallon to the chat

Dallon: wtf?

Brendnob: welcome to hell

Dallon: I did not ask to be here

Wentzville changed Dallon's name to Daloon

Daloon: who are you guys?

My whore george: guess it's introduction time

My whore george: I'm Ryan, forehead's boyfriend

Brendnob: ExCuSe mE?

Frnak changed Brendnob's name to Forehead

Forehead: wonderful

mom: I'm Patrick, I keep everyone alive

Raymondo: I'm Ray, I help keep everyone alive.

Firetruck: he also likes to ghost the chat more than talk

Unicorn: I'm Mikey

Wentzville: I'm Pete, Mikey's boyfriend

Bandito: I'm Tyler, Josh's best fren

Dj spooky jim: I'm Josh, Tyler's best fren

Firetruck: I'm Gerard, Mikey's older brother

Frnak: I'm Frank, Gerard's my bitch

Firetruck: EXCUSE ME, I AM NO ONE'S BITCH

Frnak: ya sure about that bb

Firetruck: yes because we s w i t c h

Unicorn: can you n o t?

Vegan boy: I'm Andy, Joe's asleep, he's Fro man

Daloon: I think I've seen you before, are you the one with a shit ton of tattoos?

Vegan boy: yep

Frnak: what is your name tree man?

Daloon: Dallon

Forehead: you already know who I am

Daloon: yes, I'm guessing a lot of you are short?

Wentzville: that would be correct

Frnak: everyone's probably short to you tho

Daloon: I mean you're not wrong

Raymondo: I think I'm only a couple inches shorter than you

Daloon: WAIT, WE HAVE GYM TOGETHER

Raymondo: oh, wE DO

Firetruck: I got paint all over my phone

Frnak: how?

Firetruck: didn't think about the paint on my fingers before texting

Unicorn: you may be older but you're not smarter

Firetruck: i-

Firetruck: there was no need to call me out like that Michael

Daloon: from what I've gathered, you guys seem chaotic

mom: unfortunately

Raymondo: you get used to it eventually

Daloon: grand