Brendon why?- an emo group chat au

Weed on the roof at school

Bj: you never answered my question Brendon

Forehead: yes, I want my weed

Bj: Pete?

Eyeliner boy: yes

Unicorn: pete no

Eyeliner boy: pete yes

Bj: meet me on the roof during lunch

My whore george: how tf do you get on the roof

Bj: magic

Firetruck: known as ladders

mom: oh my god, you guys

Forehead: we'll be fine

Eyeliner boy: the teacher hates me anyway so she won't care

mom: but I care

My whore george: I'll go with them to make sure nobody dies

Frnak: good idea

Raymondo: what're you crackheads doing this time?

Forehead: we're gonna smoke weed on the roof

Raymondo: oh lord

My whore george: RUN RUN RUN RUN

Forehead: yEET

My whore george: OH MY GOD

My whore george: I DIDN'T SAY JUMP OFF THE ROOF

Bj: WELL THAT'S OUR BEST OPTION

Forehead: I'LL CATCH YOU

My whore george: YOU'RE FUCKING HIGH

Forehead: I PROMISE RY

mom: oh my god, BE CAREFUL

Dj spooky jim: what part of the roof are you on

Bj: by the library

Dj spooky jim: I'll let you in

My whore george: OH MY GOD HE DIDN'T DROP ME

Firetruck: GOOD JOB BREN

Forehead: I said I wouldn't

Frnak: you guys should've just gone around the back of the school

Bj: I'll keep that in mind

My whore george: that was so majestic Pete

Eyeliner boy: sHUT UP

Bandito: I just watched Brendon run into the door

Dj spooky jim: you've got to give me time to open it

Forehead: I wsn't paying attention, stf

Eyeliner boy: S T F

Forehead: SHUT UP PETER

My whore george: time to go

My whore george: thanks josh

Dj spooky jim: np

Eyeliner boy: GOTTA GO FAST

Forehead: GOTTA GO FAST

Bj: GOTTA GO FASTER, FASTER, FASTER, FASTER

Daloon: they just ran past my classroom screaming

mom: I am concerned

Raymondo: so am I

Firetruck: shall we add to the chaos?

mom: NO

Raymondo: don't you dare Gerard

Firetruck: ok, we won't jeez

Vegan boy: wrong classroom Pete

Eyeliner boy: fUCK

Bandito: did you guys get in trouble?

Forehead: yeah, detention for 2 weeks :/

My whore george: I didn't even smoke any but I still got detention

Eyeliner boy: you were still skipping with us so

Bj: they can't give you detention if they can't find you

Firetruck: are you still in the bathroom?

Bj: yep

Vegan boy: is it the one with the worms?

Bj: yeah, beady eyed lil fuckers

Fro man: you sound like Andy

Eyeliner boy: JOE, YOU'RE ALIVE

Fro man: yes, I was sick for a few days

Forehead: Dallon and Joe can finally meet!

Daloon: we met already?

Forehead: oh?

Fro man: we have math together

My whore george: Bren's still a little slow

Forehead: sHUSH

Unicorn: congrats Pete you made it to the right classroom

Eyeliner boy: shut up