Breadbin: I DON'T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS
GayWay: THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED
Breadbin: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS
GayWay: UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE
Breadbin: I JUST WANT YOU FOR MY OWN
Frnk: what is happening?!
GayWay: MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOW
Breadbin: MAKE MY WISH COME TRUEEEEEE
GayWay: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUU
Breadbin: BABY
Ryro: we started decorating for christmas
Ryro: and All I want for Christmas came on
mom: oh god
Moikey: that corpse from Halloween is still in our yard
GayWay: I'ma decorate it
Wentzville: where the fuck do I put this tree?
Moikey: in the corner
Princess Fro Fro: If I come over there and that corpse is in your yard still, I will smack you with a bible
GayWay: ChRiStMaS cOrPsE
Frnk: beautiful
Princess Fro Fro: GERARD WAY
Wentzville: you better run buddy
GayWay: WTF YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A BIBLE
Princess Fro Fro: I WASN'T JOKING GERARD
Fro man: Andyyyyyy
Vegan boy: I'm coming
Vegan boy: JOSEPH
mom: Ray, don't smack him with a bible. Andy, what did Joe do?
Vegan boy: HE'S ON TOP OF THE TREE
Fro man: I WANTED TO PUT THE STAR UP
Vegan boy: YOU COULD'VE ASKED FOR HELP
mom: oh god, how are any of you still alive?
GayWay: I don't know
Frnk: because you and Ray keep us from doing really stupid shit
Ryro: we have survived Christmas decorating
Wentzville: same
Vegan boy: Joe got glass in his hand earlier
Breadbin: Joe
Fro man: I didn't do it on purpose
mom: I would sincerely hope so
Moikey: Gerard, quit moaning so fucking loudly
GayWay: srry
Moikey: I SAID QUIT IT
GayWay: I DIDN'T MEAN TOO, IT JUST HAPPENED
Frnk: stip fycking texting
Breadbin: how tf are you texting right now
Frnk: skillsssss
Ryro: stop texting while you're doing the dirty
GayWay: HJKJHGHJK DOING THE D I R T Y
Ryro: I DON'T LIKE SAYING SEX
Wentzville: let's watch a movie
Moikey: yes please
Breadbin: I love being an only child
Wentzville: because you and Ryan can fuck all the time without scarring a sibling
Breadbin: actually yes
Ryro: BRENDON
mom: I hate all of you
Moikey: I hate myself too
Wentzville: MICHAEL
Moikey: NOT ACTUALLY JUST RN
Moikey: IF MY BROTHER AND FRIEND COULD NOT BE SO DAMN HORNY ALL THE TIME
GayWay: I could say the same about you and Peteeee
Moikey: AT LEAST WE TRY TO BE QUITE
GayWay: SORRY I CAN'T ALWAYS CONTROL MY MOANSKJHVGHBN
Moikey: jfc I hate them
Ryro: ONTO SOMETHING ELSE
Vegan boy: I'm making cookies
Breadbin: ooh, what kind?
Vegan boy: chocolate chip per Joe's request
Fro man: :D
Ryro: I want to make sugar cookies from scratch but I heard it's hard to do
Wentzville: it is, I tried 4 times and couldn't do it right
mom: that's not surprising
Breadbin: my mom can make them, she's a master at it
Wentzville: can your mom teach me
Breadbin: I can ask her
Jish: Tyler makes really good peanut butter cookies
Ryro: peanut butter cookies are amazing
Tyjo: I can bring some to school tomorrow
Ryro: pls
Tyjo: if you want some cookies tomorrow meet us in the back corner
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Brendon why?- an emo group chat au
FanficJust another emo group chat au with all your favorite boys. Includes the ships Ryden, Frerard, Petekey, Joshler and maybe a few more. This will most likely be a chaotic mess.
