Brendon why?- an emo group chat au

Sir Joseph's boot

Bandito: anyone want to come over Friday? My parents said you could spend the night

Bandito: besides Josh, he's already coming over

Dj spooky jim: :P

Firetruck: sure, our parents won't care

Unicorn: don't drag me into this

Eyeliner boy: please? I'll go

Unicorn: ok, fine

Forehead: yeah, my parents aren't doing the best rn

Frnak: ^^^

Vegan boy: we'll come

Bandito: ok, anyone else?

mom: I can't, my grandparents are coming over

Daloon: nope

My whore george: I don't know if I can, I'm sick :/

Forehead: poor bb

Fro man: I hope I didn't get you sick

My whore george: pretty sure you didn't, I always get sick around this time of the year

Bandito: for those coming over, start coming over at 4

Bandito: this excludes Josh, you walk home with me

Dj spooky jim: yay!

Bandito: Who's still coming over? I have to babysit my cousin's kid today

Dj spooky jim: little gracie?

Bandito: yeah

Forehead: meeeee and Ryyyyyy

Firetruck: me, Frank, Mikey and Pete

Eyeliner boy: ^^^

Vegan boy: we can't today, Joe's meeting my parents

Bandito: ok

mom: you all better behave

Frnak: we will

Raymondo: yeah, you're going to be by a little kid

Raymondo: so act your age for once

Firetruck: we will, we will

Bandito: I SAID WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE WENTZ THERE'S A SIX YEAR OLD

Eyeliner: SORRY

mom: Peter

mom: ARE YOU CURSING IN FRONT OF A CHILD?

Eyeliner: I KEEP FORGETTING

Bandito: B R E N D O N

My whore george: WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

Forehead: OW

In real life-

Tyler was glaring at Pete and Brendon, "I said not to curse-" Brendon was clinging to Ryan's side, "I didn't mean to!" Gracie was coloring in her book while the boys sat in a circle. Gerard pulled Frank into his lap, putting his head on his shoulder. The shift made Franks sleeves go up.

"Is that another fucking t a t t o o ?"

"PETER LEWIS KINGSTON WENTZ THE THIRD WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE-"

Franks laughs, "Yep-"

"YOU LIL FUCKER-" Ryan smacks Brendon on the head.

"THE NEXT PERSON TO CURSE IS GETTING MY BOOT UP THEIR ASS-" Josh tries not to laugh, "Ty, you just cursed." Tyler hides his face in his hands, "Shut up-"

Gracie runs over holding a picture, "Ty Ty, look!" He takes the picture, smiling as she points to each figure.

"It's me, you, Joshie and mommy!"

"It's beautiful Gracie!"

She runs off giggling with a smile. They talk for a bit before she comes running back over, "Ty Ty, come play with me!"

"I can't right now sweetie, maybe Mikey and Pete will."

Mikey gives Tyler a look as Pete gets up, "I'll play with you." She grabs his hand and pulls him over to the playset. He runs around with her and plays whatever games she wants. Mikey watches with a smile as Pete chases after a giggling Gracie.

"oH MY GOD MIKEY'S SMILING-"

"SHUT UP GERARD-"

Everyone laughs as Mikey glares as his brother. Pete manages to tire her out, they come back over and she sits next to Tyler. Pete ends up tripping over something that results in him face planting into the ground.

"MOTHERFUCKER THAT HURT-"

Tyler looks at Pete, "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT CURSING?" Brendon and Gerard have started laughing.

Ryan's wheezing, "WELL WELL WELL LEWIS TIME TO GET A BOOT UP YOUR ASS-"

"DID YOU JUST CALL ME LEWIS?"

Tyler stands up, "TYLER NO-" Josh latches onto his leg while Frank loses it, Ryan's on the verge of crying.

"JOSH LET GO OF ME-"

"NO!"

Mikey shakes his head, while Tyler manages to get out of Josh's grip. He walks over and kicks Pete in the ass, "TYLER-" Josh has gotten up to grab his boyfriend.

"OHMYGODHEEACTUALLYDIDIT-" Frank wheezes.

"DID YOU THINK I WAS JOKING?"

"YES-"

"I'LL DO IT AGAIN IF SOMEONE CURSES AGAIN-" Josh picks Tyler up and walks back to where they were sitting. They sit back down and Gracie gets in Tyler's lap.

"Is everything okay out there Tyler?"

He turns to see his mother in the doorway, "Yeah, everything's fine." She goes back inside and everyone starts laughing again.

Back to the chat-

Forehead: TYLER KICKED PETE IN THE ASS

mom: what?

Firetruck: Tyler said, "The next person to curse is getting my boot up their ass-" and Pete cursed so he got the boot

Bandito: don't curse in the chat right now either, she's sitting in my lap

Eyeliner boy: you're so mean Tyler

Bandito: that's what you get for cursing

Daloon: the fuck is going on?

Eyeliner boy: don't curse, you'll get sir joseph's boot up your ass

My whore george changed Bandito's name to Sir joseph

Dj spooky jim: TYLER NO

Sir joseph: TYLER YES

Frnak: Tyler's kicking people in the butt when they curse

Firetruck: GOOD JOB NOT CURSING BABE

Eyeliner boy: CONTROL YOUR BOYFRIEND

Dj spooky jim: YOU THINK I'M NOT TRYING

Raymondo: oh lord, I feel bad for Gracie

A/N: ngl this is an inside joke that I just had to include in this story, and it will make multiple appearances :)