CHRISTMAS

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Brendnob: MERRY CHRISTMAS

GayWay: MERRY CHRISTMAS

mom: It's like 1 in the morning, why are you awake?

Brendnob: CAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS

cryan ross: Bren, please go back to sleep

Brendnob: but it's christmas

cryan ross: and it will still be christmas when you wake up later

Moikey: go the fuck back to sleep

GayWay: don't be rude Mikey

Moikey: if you don't go back to sleep I'm coming in there and smacking you with a shoe

Brendnob: someone's angry

Moikey: CAUSE IT'S 1 IN THE FUCKING MORNING

Frnk: yeah, I don't like being woken up at ass o'clock in the morning either

GayWay: you were just awake 10 minutes ago...

mom: GO BACK TO SLEEP


Brendnob: MERRY CHRISTMAS

GayWay: MERRY CHRISTMAS

Wentzville: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

Moikey: jfc

cryan ross: you haven't even had coffee yet wth

Brendnob: IT'S CHRISTMAS

Brendnob: WAKE THE FUCK UP

Frnk: I'M AWAKE

Raymondo: take a chill pill

Brendnob: never

Jish: morning

GayWay: THE REST OF YOU NEED TO WAKE TF UP

Frnk: gee baby, I love you but if you sing All I want for Christmas one more time I'll fucking punch you

GayWay: I-

GayWay: rude

mom: behave children

Wentzville: MOTHER IS AWAKE :D

mom: oh lordy jesus

Tyjo: Merry Christmas guys

Jish: morning Ty!

Tyjo: morning Jish!

Wentzville: WE'RE MISSING ANDY AND JOE

Wentzville: WAKE UP FUCKERS

Vegan boy: stfu Pete

Wentzville: good morning to you too

Moikey: WTF WAS THAT?

GayWay: SORRY I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS

Frnk: ARE YOU OK?

GayWay: YEAH

Fro man: don't die on christmas Gee

Brendnob: EVERYONE IS AWAKE

Brendnob: MERRY CHRISTMAS GAYS

cryan ross: who said I was gay?

Brendnob: WE'RE DATING

Brendnob: SO I'D HOPE THE FUCK YOU ARE

Moikey: HJKJHGFGHJ

Wentzville: I CAN'T-

Wentzville: MIKEY SPIT OUT HIS COFFEE

GayWay: breathe little bro FUCKIN BREATHE

Moikey: I AM

Fro man: NOT YOU TOO MIKEY

Fro man: BREATHE, THERE SHALL BE NO DEATHS ON CHRISTMAS

Raymondo: what about after christmas?

Fro man: THERE SHALL BE NO DEATHS EVER

Tyjo: well there goes my plans

Jish: TYLER

Jish: NO

cryan ross: Tyler...

GayWay: do you want to talk?

Tyjo: I'm fine guys

Jish: I'm coming over right now with Taco Bell

Brendnob: Taco Bell at 9 in the morning?

cryan ross: don't judge Bren

Frnk: look at Josh being a good boyfriend

Jish: we're not dating

Wentzville: sure ya aren't

Tyjo: DON'T TEXT AND DRIVE JOSHUA

Jish: sorry

Brendnob: couple goals

Tyjo: we aren't fricking dating Brendon

Brendnob: whatever you say

mom: leave them alone Brendon

Brendnob: yes mother

cryan ross: I'm crying omg

GayWay: you mean cryan

Raymondo: it's too early for this

mom: ^^^

Vegan boy: isn't tomorrow the christmas party?

Frnk: oh yeah, I think it is

Jish: correct

Tyjo: JOSH

Jish: I AM NOT DRIVING

Jish: I'M IN YOUR DRIVEWAY

Tyjo: oh

Jish: Ty, I know what you're thinking. It's fine

Jish: Just unlock your door

Brendnob: not dating my ass

mom: Brendon, what did I say

Brendnob: sorry mom

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